Leaky Butthole

 
About 2 months ago my butthole started leaking. A couple of times a day I feel like I forgot to wipe and have to go to the restroom and clean myself. It only seems to happen in the morning. I guess this is part of getting old? I am 50 now. Damn no one ever told me about this. I wonder what other "supprises" are in store. ( an no I have never had anal sex, at least not the kind where I am the taker)
by: Anonymous
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    It's definately time for a colonscopy just to be on the safe side.

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    They took the anal leakage chips off the market in the US about five or six years ago.

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    Start doing Kegel exercises. And get a prostate exam.

    by: Anonymous

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