I'm superiorrrrrrrrrrrr!

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I confess....that I'm better than you. I'm fucking awesome. I go around and pretend I hate myself, pretend I think I'm some stupid inferior idiot, when inside I KNOW I'm better than all you dumbasses! HAHAHAHAHA! I think it's hilarious!! I act like a self-hating bastard when really I find myself above everyone! I should be fucking adored. I want to stand in front of a crowd and be cheered for. It's what I deserve, after all, since I'm far superior than the rest of these parasites.

And then when people tell me I'm stupid and shit, I can shrug it off so easily because Fuck Off, I'm Better Than You, that's why.

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    Anonymous

    wow you sound just like my friend blake... blake is that you? haha not kidding the statements seems just like something he would say. and ps no one is better then anyone. you'll be better off when you realize this

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    Anonymous

    wow......r u my brother in law?!?!?!

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    anonbby

    hitler is that you?

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    Manonamission

    Congratufuckinglations! You have officially given everyone your IP address therefore giving them your location meaning you get to get shot and bleed your greatness all over the street. But don't worry about your mom feeling sad I'll be there to comfort her.

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    Anonymous

    No, Anonymous. I, Anonymous, am better than you. Way better. My syntax is better, my font is better. I'm just better.

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    Anonymous

    I could have written this, but I'm busy being worshipped right now. Isn't it great just being better than everyone?

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    Anonymous

    husband! is that you? get your ass off the computer and come and cook dinner!!! And I thought you were playing WOW Sheesh!!!

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    Anonymous

    you people are such haters. This guy is awesome. Quit being such whiny brats. Also, all you repliers who are trying to sound smart and shit (namely the guy above me), stop it. You fail. why the hell would u use lastly there? you wrote two sentences.

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    Anonymous

    You didn't explain -how- or -why- you are better? Also, these things are relative, not absolute. Lastly, if you really do believe what you wrote, um....what on earth are doing on this website, wouldn't you want to be as far away ''from the madding crowd'' (to quote a book title) as possible? Sorry man, it doesn't add up at all. Not at all.

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    Anonymous

    you are lying to yourself

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    Anonymous

    you're sad and living a big lie.

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    Anonymous

    So you think you are superior to us! We got gay balls hahahahahaha born in the usa! hahahahahhahha All against one dumbass girl! see that! hahahaaha! I love my own comment!

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    Anonymous

    the more power saying is so lame but if you want to believe your going to have or have the "power" has you seems to think you do, then your in for a real shock when you enter the real world don't you just feel sorry for these reprobates.

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    Anonymous

    You need grammar lessons.^^(:

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    Anonymous

    I feel much better now knowing this. So when do you get off shift at Denny's again? When I grow up I want to be just like you. You are my idol. Marry me.

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      Anonymous

      your awesome^^(:

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    Anonymous

    hey, hitler. World is moving at a faster pace than you. It won't take much for government tos kill you.

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    Anonymous

    More power to you. Let me know when the plan for world domination follows through.

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    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up.

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    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahahah shit dude. Lay off the tetstrone. Good plan? Thanks :)


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