Sex for me

I have lots of fun using a vacuum cleaner...to masturbate ..i put some sort of lube on my peter..Vaseline..or k-y jelly and turn the vacuum on and suck my peter into the hose moving the hose up and down like my hand...then i move the hose to a spot where the head of my peter is vibrating violently in the hose and hold on, the vibration feels so good i can hardly sit still i cant take too much and my peter gets semi hard and starts c****** all over...i have let some girls watch me do this and i love them watching... they just laugh...
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    Thats hot..lol

    by: Anonymous

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    do you get a dusty pinky from it?

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    the suction inside a vacuum cleaner is caused by a rotating blade ... you could end up with more - or less, so to speak - than you bargained for

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    How can your d*** fit inside a vacuum cleaner hose? They are too narrow to fit.

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    I've actually done that before it felt great.

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    yo this had me soooooo f****** weakkk !

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    lmfao hahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahaahhhahaahhhahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah :) this made me laugh so hard!

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    U LIE

    by: Anonymous

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