An Other confession
In fact I'm better than almost everyone. I don't say this as a brag but as a fact. My only potential flaw is my self-recognition, which some would call arrogance.
I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I am more athletic than you. I am funnier than you. I am a better lover than you. I am a harder worker than you.
I hope people here don't try to attack me for stating these things about myself. It's just that I have more confidence than you. And besides, I'll just put you in your place anyway.
Cheers.
Anonymous
Maybe you are or maybe you aren't better than me. You really have no fucking idea...you who toots your own horn anonymously on a website where you can't prove a word you say. One thing is for sure: someone else is always better than you. Lots of people actually.
Anonymous
I haven't met them yet, if that's true. Yes, I "toot my own horn" but in person I am quite humble, it's part of being as great as I am. I listen attentively and respond appropriately. I use humor and well-crafted sensitivity. People are drawn to me and I like that. But anonymously I can say that I know myself to be superior.
Anonymous
You're so full of shit, arrogant poster. Everything you stated about yourself is measurable and comparable to others' similar traits and in no way indisputable fact (as you put it) but merely your own opinion. I don't agree with you right away about you being superior. You seem like a totally full-of-yourself jackass to me so that negates the worth of any of your still unproven superior attributes. And I'm not as arrogant as you to say I'm stating a "fact." It's my opinion you're a jackass. Others may think you're great. Or a psycho. Or a loser. Whatever.
By the way, you aren't humble either just because you conceal your arrogance in real life. It just means you're a good actor/actress and/or a phony and for now have successfully duped people as to your true nature.
Anonymous
That was a reasonably intelligent response, if misguided. If I met you in person you would be mesmerized by me. I would win you over and you would value my friendship above all others.
You wouldn't even know I was playing you. If you are a woman I would seduce you. If you are a man I would befriend you, just to prove I can.
I am not a bad person. I do not brag about myself, except anonymously. But I do manipulate people but I don't feel bad about that because they never know. I am too smart, if anything. I think life bores me and I feel the need to play games with people.
Sad thing is, they love me even more.
Anonymous
Oh so sad, these pathetic responses. I read them only to amuse myself but you fail even at that.
Anonymous
The same way you fail at being everything you listed above, you prick.
Anonymous
Yeah you be all those things but my dick is bigger.
Anonymous
Oh, shut up.
Anonymous
Maybe you are or maybe you aren't better than me. You really have no fucking idea...you who toots your own horn anonymously on a website where you can't prove a word you say. One thing is for sure: someone else is always better than you. Lots of people actually.