An Embarrasing confession
I am embarrassed about my life. I have a tiny dick, no girlfriend,a crummy life at home, i weigh 200+pounds, and i know every thing about the zelda games,including the complete history of hyrule and termina.
the one time i had came close to asking out my best friend callie,i was distracted by my dad(i was working for him that day).she didn't even have a boyfriend then, so i think i would have had a good chance.i think she may have stolen my nintendo.d.s., yet i still like her.My sister cant shut up fer 2 minutes,and is always calling me names.My chores include having to feed chickens in muddy pens and hauling wood 25 feet to my house.I've tried every thing,but i can't lose weight.people used to shunn me for loving zelda games(wich is why i only had 3 friends until 6th grade)so im worried about it slipping out.so basically , one of my best friends is disliked by my sister and mother,i cant lose weight,i have quite a lot of friends and aquaintinces but i still sometimes think about ending my time on earth and a few other people's.my life totally sucks.
And i don't like most of the human race.There,I said it. That shold explain alot.
p.s. I'm 13 and my dicks only about 3 inches long.know how to make it longer?
Anonymous
I am very sorry for the title,when i changed it the post was already submitted so there is a copy called HORRID LIFE .
~writer~