A Relationship confession
I left my wife because I fell in love with our dog. At first it started out as a relationship of affection. My wife was jealous and made comments of how I should just sleep with the dog. I didn't really think about it until my dog came in heat the second time. I was drunk and she made it clear she wanted sex from me. I got down on my knees behind my dog flagged me, and I had sex with her. She humped back as I entered her. The sex was amazing, and after it was over I felt so guilty that I cried. But then she (my dog) licked my face and cuddled with me on the couch, as if to thank me and tell me it was OK, that she enjoyed it too. I realized then that I loved her more than my wife and within 2 months I was gone. I am living happily with my dog now but I feel awful for what I did to my wife.
Anonymous
Dude, listen up. You need to get your ass right with Jesus instead of fucking around with animals. Get your cock out of your dog's behind, put on your Sunday best, and get your fucked up ass to church and pray for forgiveness from Jesus. He's your only hope at this point. Otherwise your headed for Hell with that fucked up bestiality nonsense.
Yours in Jesus,
Pastor Mike
P.S. I'll be praying for your fucked up, dog shagging soul.
Anonymous
I'll be praying for yours, Pastor Mike. There is no place in heaven for the judgmental and self-righteous.
Anonymous
You got the best of all worlds. Good sex and no bullshit arguments. Plus your dog with never judge you or put you down, and your dog will stay more faithful to you than most women on this planet.
Anonymous
lol,I laughed so hard at this whole story and the arguments that followed.I just needed a good laugh:)
Anonymous
I guess your wife was either ugly as hell or terrible in bed. I can't stand mine sometimes, so I understand that maybe a dog would be better company because at least you won't have to listen to it bitching all the time. But leaving a woman for a dog just for the sex.... uuuuh .... a little too much.
Anonymous
You could've gotten your wife a male dog and you could've had some great group sex. You're an idiot.
Anonymous
If you really think that thought didn't cross my mind, you're even more moronic than you appear. I got her a male dog but she was not interested. Some people just aren't into it. When we split, she gave him to me because she wanted nothing to do with him. Don't worry, you can use the egg on your face to lubricate the foot in your mouth and carefully remove it. Have a nice day.
Anonymous
And when your bed partner gets infected and taken to the vet, he's gonna call the cops, and then the name idiot will seem like icecream compaired to what you will be called.
Anonymous
You're pressing an issue that you know absolutely nothing about, and it is laughably ridiculous to me. I'm not sure what kind of infections you're expecting, but female dogs are a hell of a lot cleaner than women when it comes to taking care of their reproductive parts. I've known hundreds of people just like me and only one who ever had to take his dog to the vet for an infection. When he confessed to the vet she told him it likely wasn't caused by him, and that he wasn't the first to tell her he had sex with his dog. Vets are in the business of treating sick animals, not turning in the owners of healthy, happy pets to be executed by the ASPCA. Do you honestly expect vets to scare people into not taking their animals in for check-ups? You're a blithering idiot. Go argue about something else you know nothing about, that's what the internet is for, right?