Thinking About Kicking My Boyfriend In The b****
I am not a violent person. I have never even been in a fight in my twenty years of living, but I'm so mad at my j*** boyfriend I'm thinking of kicking him in the b**** to teach him a lesson. I'm tired of trying to reason with him or of trying to talk things out. He's suck a j*** he never listens anyway.
Whenever I'm out with my boyfriend he always checks out other women in front of me. How rude! He also flirts with my best friend, Megan. I've tried everything to cure him of this behavior except for a shock tactic.
So the next time he checks out a woman in front of me or flirts with Megan, I'm going to give that j*** the kick in the b**** he needs. I've been practicing kicking, and I have strong legs and know I could kick him in the b**** so hard he would fall to the ground and probably cry like a little b****, which would be nice to see and well deserved. I can't wait to do this! Hee, hee.