A Relationship confession
I am not a violent person. I have never even been in a fight in my twenty years of living, but I'm so mad at my jerk boyfriend I'm thinking of kicking him in the balls to teach him a lesson. I'm tired of trying to reason with him or of trying to talk things out. He's suck a jerk he never listens anyway.
Whenever I'm out with my boyfriend he always checks out other women in front of me. How rude! He also flirts with my best friend, Megan. I've tried everything to cure him of this behavior except for a shock tactic.
So the next time he checks out a woman in front of me or flirts with Megan, I'm going to give that jerk the kick in the balls he needs. I've been practicing kicking, and I have strong legs and know I could kick him in the balls so hard he would fall to the ground and probably cry like a little bitch, which would be nice to see and well deserved. I can't wait to do this! Hee, hee.
Anonymous
Be very careful. There are many instances of men going into shock and dying from even small, young women hitting them in the testicles. There are even more cases of men having to get one or both testicles removed from even light blows to that area, and/or being rendered sterile. Surely you wouldn't want to lose the ability to have children. Think of them like eyeballs. Don't do anything to your boyfriend's testes you wouldn't do to his eyeballs. Keep us posted how things go.
Anonymous
Go for it! I did it to my boyfriend and it straightened his bad self out. Now, finally, he behaves and knows if he doesn't he'll get another kick in the nuts.
Anonymous
... or you can just dump him since you're clearly unhappy. Be the bigger person, geez.