The guy in the cubicle next to me caught me jerkin' it to Rosanne Arnold. That's not the worse part of it... he recorded it on his iPhone and DEMANDS that I suck him off or he will show the video to my manager. Normally I wouldn't care, but my manager is my MOTHER! What do I do?
Wow Maria, you sound like a lady of experience and like it when you talk dirty to me.
by: Anonymous
Best thing to do is tell ur mom I know it is bad but she will know what a Horney guy thinks of because u were born but what she won't understand is da guy who wants u to blow him to keep quiet
by: Anonymous
What do you say you take that cock in your mouth and finger his asshole at the same time and right before he cums you stroke out that white semen all over your man tits? If mommy wants some too then just rip off her skirt and finger fuck the shit out of her vagina and her asshole.
by: Anonymous
I'm sitting here with a candle up my ass and mayonaise all over my mouth thinking about what they guy is going to do to you. If this happens, can you please record it? I WILL PAY YOU! - no matter what the quality (I don't care if it's only phone quality)..Please, it would mean the world to me!
by: Anonymous
oh yeeeeeaaaaah buddy: you definitely need to suck that dick. your gonna fuckin love suckin that dick. in fact, take the guy into your moms office and suck that dick right in front of her. or else do it front of the whole fuckin office. but whatever you do, you just gotta suck that fuckin dick. and when your done suck that thing again. and again.
by: Anonymous
I will blow you! Text me: 908-878-2117.
by: Anonymous
How about you pull down your pants and let all the guys in your office anal rape you? You are a sick disgusting asshole and my 10 year old kid just read this aloud to me! You disgusting piece of shit.
by: Anonymous
10 years old!? That's waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old for me :)
by: Anonymous
___ // 7 (_,_/\ \ \ \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/Does the 10-Year old look like Rosanne?
by: Anonymous
Pedophiles. I am calling the cops.
by: Anonymous
Pedophiles?? How the hell did this get to a 10 yo boy and what kind of parent would let their 10 yo child read sex stories?? Bad parent... I am calling the cops.
by: Anonymous
I think you should let him and Nick blow you instead. They give great head! Then maybe you can get your work done with a clear head after shooting your babies on their faces!
by: Anonymous
The only logical thing to do is kill yourself. You're welcome.
by: Anonymous
If he does a few of my tickets for me, I WILL not only suck it, but he can put it in my ass as well.... MTG baby!
by: Anonymous
Wait.....lemme guess.....the guy in the next cubicle is your DAD, right? I have no idea what kind of work you do, but you really have absolutely NO future as a fiction writer. I'm just sayin'.....
by: Anonymous
C'mon, Man, where's the love? That was one of my best stories. I was thinking it had the makings of a movie deal with maybe Brad Pitt playing me.
by: Anonymous
Or Oceans 14, where you're Matt Damon, and his mom (Cherry Jones) and dad (Super Dave Osborne) are back again.
by: Anonymous
Brilliant! Funny you should use the word Oceans. I am working on another story where I am on a ship as the captain's son, and a fukin pirate, that looks like Johnny Depp on a bad day, secretly films me sucking the first mate's cock and says he'll show it to my father unless, arr, arr, I let him fuck my ass on the stern while he guzzles grog. I can picture the awesome cinematography now, the ship rocking on the waves while the pirate shags me, the salty sea water blowing in our faces like jism, the pirate shooting his wad while he shouts shiver me timbers! at the top of his lungs. Maybe Sean Connery could play the captain? What do you think?
by: Anonymous
Grad his cock...cut it off with a knife...that's what I would do.
by: Anonymous
Make sure you swallow. Guys love that shit. - Maria
by: Anonymous
Wow Maria, you sound like a lady of experience I like it when you talk dirty.
by: Anonymous
It's no biggy, the situation not his cock. Just blow the guy. Better yet, see if he'll do a 69 so you can bust your nut too. And, who knows, you guys might become an item.
by: Anonymous
I think your best bet is just to suck him off, just make sure he ain't recording that..
by: Anonymous
Dude, if you can beat off over Roseanne Arnold, that guy's dick will look like Miss Universe by comparison. By sucking his slong, you'll be trading up.
by: Anonymous
Just suck his dick. You are lucky he's allowing you the privilege, and you will love it.
by: Anonymous
I like this idea. and yes you would be lucky for the privilege of pleasuring a man. (Oh and swallow) Maria is right about that.
by: Anonymous
If your looking to handle this legally your screwed,but I can think of one way man, stall him till its been a while till you cant stall no more,then tell your mom, and then let him show her the video, and show her the date on his phone, then she will realize that its blackmail,good luck and tell me how it goes.
by: Anonymous
P.S my name is THE HELPER
by: Anonymous