Proud of my p****

I'm proud of my p****. Every woman that has enjoyed it is always impressed. I enjoy showing it off online as well. h***, sometimes I post on craigslist, "who wants to see my tool?" Honestly, guys have told me it's nice too. and it's true, it is.
Now, I'm not one of those massively huge-dicked guys you see in p***, nor is it terribly wide or anything out of the ordinary. It's about 8 inches, about as wide as a full sized maglight, circumsized, with a very well proportioned tip, which is full and almost shiny when aroused. It has a super sensitive area on the left side, and leans just slightly to the right. I'm no w****, but I've been with quite a few women. Some have only intended to fool around a bit, but once they hold my p**** in their hands, it's like a switch is flipped in their heads that says, "I MUST ride it!" I don't know what to say, other than "Thank the maker," (in my best 3PO voice).
I know there are bigger, possibly better c**** out there, but mine really is superb. I absolutely enjoy looking into a girls eyes as I'm deep in her and I know.. I mean really KNOW she's enjoying every inch of stimulation, and doing everything just right for her.

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  • So what? I think you are being very untruthful... An old Chinese proverb states that "one who brags about what he is, most times isn't". When you post "who wants to see a tool?" on Craigslist, you should post a picture of your face.

  • He who objects to the OP's truth has a little dick... like most China-men.

  • May I ride it ?

  • Yawn

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