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  Anonymous

  i like watching women get stuffed by huge cocks or watch them masterbate until they quiver
  
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    Anonymous

    me to im a lez
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  Rockstar

  Do you really feel like it when reading?!? Dude!! Dudeish!! it's only words and letters!!! Be better than that!!
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  Rockstar

  Do you really fel like it when reading?!? Dude!! Dudeish!! it's only words and letters!!! Be better than that!!
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  Anonymous

  wow people its just a confession get over yourselves!!!
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  mdp

  jncjndsd
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  Anonymous

  I like turtles
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  Anonymous

  Stop pooping all up in my third ear kk?
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  Anonymous

  LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  BILLIANT!!! EXCELLENT!!!
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  Anonymous

  screw you
  shit sux
  Awful... just.... awful....
  *stabs confession*
  STUPID BAD BAD
  So stupid and lame this is
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  STIMPY MCLIMPINSTON
  MY STORY IS AS BAD AS THIS CONFESSION!! AHAHAHAHAH I HAVE INTELLECTUALLY CHECKMATED YOU
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  Anonymous

  ^C-c-c-combo breaker!!
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  Anonymous

  lol. this confession is awesome.
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  Anonymous

  ...p-penis...? ahem. Hmm.
  
  I think I'm going to stop now.
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  Anonymous

  ...penis.
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  Anonymous

  ....PENIS
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  Anonymous

  PENIS
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  Anonymous

  PENIS PENIS
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  Anonymous

  THIS WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!! I'M SO GLAD I DID IT! AND IT FEELS SO GOOD TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST NOW!!!
  
  THANKS CONFESSION POST!!
  
  I FEEL LIKE 90% LESS OF A LOSER NOW... MMMM!
  
  I love you guys... sniff... so damn much. Omg.
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  Anonymous

  I DID IT! I WROTE 99% OF THESE COMMENTS! IT TOOK HOURS OF MY TIME, BUT I DID IT! AAHAHAHAHAH! MY EVIL PLAN WORKED!
  
  I BET THE CONFESSOR REALLY FEELS LIKE SHIT NOW, HUH??? AHAHAHA! MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING!
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    Anonymous

    you fucken loser hahaha
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  Anonymous

  I'LL CONFESS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW:
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  Anonymous

  OMG... .AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOMG
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  Anonymous

  MY STORY IS AS BAD AS THIS CONFESSION!!
  AHAHAHAHAH
  
  I HAVE INTELLECTUALLY CHECKMATED YOU
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  Anonymous

  STIMPY MCLIMPINGSTON
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  Anonymous

  NAMED
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  PENIS
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  Anonymous

  WAS
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  Anonymous

  THERE
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  TIME
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  Anonymous

  UPON
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  Anonymous

  ONCE
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  Anonymous

  So stupid and lame this is
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  Anonymous

  Fuckin hell... this rubbish is bloody awful. What a load of bollucks.
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  Anonymous

  This sucks DICK
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  Anonymous

  This is just not... good
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  Anonymous

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  Anonymous

  It's funny, because the confessor's title is neither witty nor eye-catching.
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  Anonymous

  fuck you
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  Anonymous

  STUPID BAD BAD
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  Anonymous

  This is kind of epic...
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  Anonymous

  retarted
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  Anonymous

  COREY FELDMAN WOULD BE ASHAMED
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  Anonymous

  Really Gawd Awful
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  Anonymous

  Baaad.
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  Anonymous

  Pathetic, absolutely pathetic... just pathetic!!
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  Anonymous

  Really damn awful
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  Anonymous

  Omg... this is just bad!!
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  Anonymous

  I JUST GOUGED MY EYES OUT
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  Anonymous

  The confesor should be ashamed.
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  Anonymous

  How did this get so many comments??
  
  WTF
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  Anonymous

  :(
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  Anonymous

  These comments are making me lol
  
  also
  
  this confession is shit and it sucks. :)
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  Anonymous

  Never in my days have I ever, EVER laid my tired eyes upon a confession this foul, this heinous, this horribly written piece of filth, I mean, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Have you no CONSCIENCE? What in God's name was going through your head when you wrote this?? Do you have any idea how badly you have scarred the reputation of Confessionpost, how traumatized it's loyal readers have become thanks to YOUR depravity? I highly suggest you get committed to a psyche ward, it's the only possible answer for crazy, souless freaks like you. Thank you for making the world such an awful, Godless place. No really, thank you. You prick.
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  Anonymous

  DO NOT WANT
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  Anonymous

  *joins in stabbing*
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  Anonymous

  *stabs confession*
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  Anonymous

  I never thought I'd ever read a confession this lame before... congratulations.
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  Anonymous

  ^I know right???
  
  WORST CONFESSION EVER
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  Anonymous

  God whoever wrote this has no life..
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  Anonymous

  Terrible, just awful!!!
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  Anonymous

  RAAAGE
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  Anonymous

  Fuckin stupid'
  
  fuck you
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  Anonymous

  Why would anyone write this????
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  Anonymous

  This confession proves that there is no God!
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  Anonymous

  bad bad bad bad
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  Anonymous

  THATS NO GOOD
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  Anonymous

  To the confessor:
  
  I hate you and ur confession!
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  Anonymous

  This is really bad.
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  Anonymous

  Laaa-aaame.
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  Anonymous

  EVERY TIME I READ THIS CONFESSION, I WANT TO FUCKING BLOW UP THE INTERNET, THAT IS HOW MUCH I HATE THIS FUCKING CONFESSION!!!
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  Anonymous

  I'm just imagining some lonely fat guy writing all of these comments... haha.
  
  Although he's right, this confession is pretty fucking stupid.
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  Anonymous

  Laaaame!
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  Anonymous

  gay
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  Anonymous

  This confession is...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ...bad
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  Anonymous

  PRETTY MUCH THE WORST EVER
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  Anonymous

  oh god this is just plain bad
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  Anonymous

  This is so bad, Im gonna come here every day & comment on it
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  Anonymous

  For shame
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  Anonymous

  I CAN'T GET OVER HOW BAD THIS IS!!!
  
  THIS CONFESSION IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING CONFESSIONPOST!
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  Anonymous

  Awful... just.... awful....
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  Anonymous

  One of the downright WORST confessions I have ever seen!
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  Anonymous

  This is just not very good...
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  Anonymous

  YOU. SUCK. HARD.
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  Anonymous

  This is just bad...
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  Anonymous

  I can't believe anyone would make a confession this sucky, yall should be ashamed
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  Anonymous

  Fuck you
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  Anonymous

  THE WORST!!!
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  Anonymous

  Really shitty confession, good job asshole
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  Anonymous

  I can't believe confessions like this even exist... that's just sick man. Fuck you.
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  Anonymous

  THIS CONFESSION MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Anonymous

  This really is the worst confession ever.
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  Anonymous

  Not the best confession I've read, that's for sure.
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  Anonymous

  I hate this confession SO DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!!
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  Anonymous

  This confession and everyone who commented it is made of fail.
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  Anonymous

  If you took anytime at all to read this, you fail at life.
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  Anonymous

  if it took you 30 seconds to read this, you fail at life.
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  Anonymous

  This is just terrible
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  Anonymous

  I can't get over how horrible this confession is.
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  Anonymous

  wow, i just wasted like 30 seconds of my life reading this!
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    Anonymous

    it took you a whole 30 SECONDS to read that!? WOW you are just TRULY a genius, dude. You're an ass.
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    Anonymous

    it took me 30 seconds to read: the post, comments, and to reply to you. you should probably go back to school.
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      Rockstar

      Are we talking about school?!? Cuz school can't make you a fast reader... or can it???
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  Anonymous

  Worst confession ever!!!
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  Anonymous

  Your mom is really aggressive...
  
  ...in bed
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  Anonymous

  you people are really agressive