And the hook is...

*Alatreon's Theme plays* I want to ask of your soul...I need to know...are you...content? If you do the right thing....does it make you....happy? Does it...make others happy? *Deviljho Theme* I'M HUUUUUUUUUNGGGGRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!! RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!! I WILL E.A.T. T O D A Y, RIGHT NOW.

"Never in my days have I ever, EVER laid my tired eyes upon a confession this foul, this heinous, this horribly written piece of filth, I mean, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Have you no CONSCIENCE? What in God's name was going through your head when you wrote this?? Do you have any idea how badly you have scarred the reputation of Confessionpost, how traumatized it's loyal readers have become thanks to YOUR depravity? I highly suggest you get committed to a psyche ward, it's the only possible answer for crazy, souless freaks like you. Thank you for making the world such an awful, Godless place. No really, thank you. You prick."

i like watching women get stuffed by huge cocks or watch them masterbate until they quiver

Do you really feel like it when reading?!? Dude!! Dudeish!! it's only words and letters!!! Be better than that!!

Do you really fel like it when reading?!? Dude!! Dudeish!! it's only words and letters!!! Be better than that!!

wow people its just a confession get over yourselves!!!

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I like turtles

Stop pooping all up in my third ear kk?

LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BILLIANT!!! EXCELLENT!!!

screw you shit sux Awful... just.... awful.... *stabs confession* STUPID BAD BAD So stupid and lame this is A A STIMPY MCLIMPINSTON MY STORY IS AS BAD AS THIS CONFESSION!! AHAHAHAHAH I HAVE INTELLECTUALLY CHECKMATED YOU

^C-c-c-combo breaker!!

lol. this confession is awesome.

if it took you 30 seconds to read this, you fail at life.

you people are really agressive