An Uncategorized confession
Men are just like children, bless them!
I have three male friends, J, K and M. Oh and they make me feel just like a mother! I love taking them to McDonald's and shouting them ice-cream after work. They joke around with each other and shove each other sometimes and punch each other on the shoulder. They're all so excitable and easy to entertain. Once we bought a happy meal, just for some sort of joke, and when I saw them playing with the toys that was when I realized how I felt about them: I wish J, K and M were my kids. I keep a picture in my purse of each of them, I even showed it to someone once while I was away on a business trip, I said "these are my children" and they believed me and said they were so handsome! I bought them all Christmas gifts for this year already I love these darlings so much!
I'm thinking of telling J, K and M how I really feel about them. I feel just as much a mother to these three friends as any natural mother. I keep thinking, how can I get them to really accept me as their mother? Will they go along with it? Will they accept me?
Anonymous
They act like children because they are trying to enjoy life not because their stupid or immature i am a smart guy but when i am around my buds i act like i am 13 again. life is short live each day like its your last
Anonymous
Ahhhh, this is the first time I've laughed all day. Thanks, guys. :)
Anonymous
tl;dr
Anonymous
^Did you even READ the comments? You stupid wanker, it was the Brits and Yanks arguing about their countries, it had NOTHING to do with your post.
Anonymous
This was viewed over 200 times 0_0?!
This is OP here, face palming you all. I mean come on it really is THE most pathetic and obvious attempt at an insult. Why are you even paying it the time of day?
Anonymous
I just want to thank everyone, English and American, for taking us back to the old days of confessionpost, even if only for a fleeting moment.
Anonymous
America is probably overrated in a lot of places but BRITAIN DOWNRIGHT SUCKS! Grow some brains already!
Anonymous
Hi, I have done nothing in my life but the country that I happen to live in has had some people who did some great things. And for this I am proud. Even though I have done nothing even remotely close to what they have done. Had I been born somewhere where someone had not done something I would be such a loser.
Anonymous
^Wow, and the genius is back.
Anonymous
I will never give the definition of the word invent ever again.
Anonymous
^Has every right to be a hypocrite. I've been to England, sorry a lot more fat English than you let on about.
My cousin from Dublin said about the same thing "You see a thin person from Great Britain, they're Irish or Scottish."
Besides, love that your royalty is a result from inbreeding. If I want to be led by someone I want their family tree to branch off, if you get my meaning.
Anonymous
^has never contributed to anything in his life
Anonymous
^posts by a bunch of people who cling to the collective of their given countries yet have done nothing to contribute to their country's greatness.
Anonymous
Jealous of Britain's superiority? Oh yeah, I forgot the superior surveillance system on every damn lampost and building in London, the laws that let packs of kids beat the shit out of other kids, and get no time for it You ladies and gentlemen were worth something at one time, but now the only difference between you and America is your location.
thttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6821037.ece
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6132286/NHS-blunders-allowed-cannibal-Peter-Bryan-to-kill-two.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212734/Yobs-left-young-man-half-head-escape-charges.html
What a superior country. I don't hate England, never have, but don't fucking push yourselves as being better.
OH BEFORE YOU MATCH CRIME FOR CRIME, I NEVER SAID WE WERE BETTER, I ONLY SAID YOU'RE IN THE SAME PIT WE ARE. READ THIS BEFORE YOU START TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, OR ARSE, RESPECTIVELY.
Anonymous
ye ye . hail the queen ma she is a stupid whore. Priincess diana was a cum bag. you sir are a pissy wanker who licks his own penis. I hate england i hate the way you speak and for god sakes see a dentist. Oh ye a dentist is a doctor who specializes in teeth.
Anonymous
fuck all you pissy wanker brits. if it wasnt for us you would be speaking german. Oh ye the french can fuck off to ungratful assholes. nigger
Anonymous
^Even smarter! What a brilliant mind you must have!
Anonymous
^Wow, you're a genius with the comebacks. You've got to be from Manchester
Anonymous
^You know the definition of invent?
1. To produce or contrive (something previously unknown) by the use of ingenuity or imagination.
2. To make up; fabricate.
England did not say "Lets colonize this new continent, so they can rebel against us and beat the everliving shit out of us. Then they will create their own country."
I think our independence was not something you planned, so you did not invent us.
Kind of sad really, a person from the country that spawned the language can't use it properly.
Anonymous
^Someone who desperately wants men to be insulted by this, ignoring that they weren't.
Anonymous
Aww come on boys, is it really that insulting? Don't you find it sweet in some (ok yes twisted, sick) way?
Anonymous
Most children come out of their mom's pussy...so you will have to stuff whatever part of these boys inside of you and let them go in and out as many times as necessary to get that true feeling of delivering them.
-Future Jake
Anonymous
^ Which doesn't mean we should forgive them for the incorrect use of "there", rather than "their". It's grammatical sacrilege.
Anonymous
They all fuck each other and she eats the cum out of there asses
Anonymous
^You're missing the point, she wasn't relating a confession, she was trying to troll men into rude responses.
Anonymous
I know what you mean, I have some women friends, can't tie their own shoelaces without directions, so I'm always looking out for them.