Funny Confessions

Pretending to be a woman in chatrooms

I go into chat rooms (yes they are still out there) and pretend to be a hot woman although I'm really a guy. I make excuses that I don't have a cam. I talk dirty and make the guy j*** himself off and c**. All the time I'm laughing at how pathetic he is... [more]

I am addicted to chocolate

I have to eat chocolate every day. Even if it is just a little bit like a few chocolate chips. I think it is a real and true addiction because I cannot skip a day.

I p***** IN THE PANTS

that one time when i was young (7-9) that my parents and i were at the mall and i was telling them that i had to go to the restroom they said hold it so i did for about 30 minuets. then well they said there buying me pants and what not so you no the ordeal walking around and all but i just had to go…………

so i ran in to a changing room and i just... [more]

Mother-in-law vs daughter in law

I watched my aunt fighting her daughter in law and it was really funny. My aunt is 53yo woman and very impulsive. The daughter in law is 28 and obviously stronger than my aunt. They were wrestling on the floor, until her daughter in law came on top and started slapping my aunt. Wow, I felt like I'm at school, watching some girls fighting. But I... [more]

2 instructors 1 girl

I think 2 of my instructors like me (well that is what several classmates have said). But I know they have a rivalry going between them, and I fantasize when they spar they are fighting over me! One is a complete self centered j*** that "hits on me" by talking about other girls, telling me I better... [more]

Not the submissive type

He whispered shh shh quietly in my ear with his hand around my mouth and pressed the gun to my back then head. And.. I liked it! What's wrong with me? I have been working out for about 7 months at a gym around where I live. They specialize in defensive tactical training. We were working on defense against an armed combatant with a gun. The... [more]

I was painting

I was painting my clock I had made with the garage closed. I huffed so many fumes I nearly passed out. Instead I started halucinating. I thought I was a bird and got naked, like a bird I guess, climbed on my roof, and jumped off.

Cheese

I love cheese

NAKED IN THE RAIN

During last night's thunderstorms, I ran naked around my backyard. It felt like being a kid again. I am 58 years old.

Im scared f

I am obese and I cant find my toes

Brother is a h***

I caught my brother humping in a bedroom closet I was totally infatuated with a girl but j*** off instead I think I get sick when I wack off

Yummy super powers

I have a strange ability. If you were to have me eat a bread type product, I could tell you the recipe with 80% accuracy.

50 Shades of Grey

I fully enjoyed every aspect of the movie 50 Shades of Grey. I thought the romance was touching and the s** scenes were exactly what they should be for a movie. The ending of the movie brought me to tears. I'm an 18 year old boy.

b****** @ church

Gave a guy a handjob outside church doors on a Sunday afternoon & a b****** in the parking lot

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