Funny Confessions & Secrets
My ex-boyfriend , who now has a new lover , a guy in which I totally dislike . My ex called me tonight and was telling me about his day . He knows I love the youtuber Pewdiepie . So he proceeded to tell me how he spent literally ALL of today watching "Crazy Wheels" . I was like . " "What's that ? You mean Happy Wheels ?" He was like "Oh yeah yeah... [more]
I'm really glad my ex-boyfriend told me he had sex with his cousin.
When I was fat I used to wonder when will I ever get a skinny body. But now that I am skinny people jealous and I know it! It feels so nice to be one of the skinny ones and to finally wear clothes that fit. I am so much more prettier. But now I can't help but laugh at the fat people… :\ kinda rude but man it feels so great to be SKINNY
I like to call random people and brag about my 8 inch c*** and tell them how big and fat it is and tell them to suck it for me and drink my c**. And it turns me on when guys say homophobic stuff and threaten to kill me to only minutes into the phone call start talking homosexual back to... [more]
My friend made a minion out of clay her sister smooched it already so I squished more she said she could f***ing kill me right now and couldn't stop cursing she came in crying I kept laughing she told me to leave I said You can stop being a brat and stop crying I shut her up I was thinking thank god she stopped be a freaking brat now I question... [more]
I make my mom presents and she thanks me but my brothers don't she told me that there a**holes I laughed
For so long in I always thought the lyrics to the Mellencamp song said "changes come around real soon, make us swimming in bed". Of course it actually says is "changes come around real soon, make us women and men." I thought he was talking about puberty and wet dreams lol.
I want a red rider bb gun
One time we made fun of my friend for getting the bowling ball stuck in the gutter and then it happens to me and the adult got yelled at for getting the ball herself and so I had to get it he guy and I told him my friend got it stuck again and I got back and they were laughing at me and i said joke on you because I told him it was you best day... [more]
I met a pretty Mexican woman on badoo. I arranged to go see her tonight. She gave me her address. I drove there and she texts me on the way and tells me she's a granny...which is cool. I get there and who I thought was her (pic was slightly different than in person) opens the door and we get busy. She texts me and calls me a liar says I never... [more]
That I like to have woman kick me in the b****. The only problem is finding a woman that is willing to take advantage of it.
I was wanting to take a shower and I was naked so I fartrd and I accidentally took a dump on my foot so then I had to walk to the bathroom dragging my leg ...I was 11 when this happened
I heard so many things about DR LIVINGFAITH. and every story has been so great. so here is my story, me and the father of my son has been off and on for 3 years its been a very stressful relationship. he cheated on me and I was very hurt, it was miserable for me so in returned I cheated because I wanted him to feel the pain but he never cares so... [more]
I really love to embarrass people and make them blush. I can't help it, it's just so funny. Especially the really shy sensitive people. I enjoy doing it to both guys and girls but its even better when you make a guy blush and you watch their face get redder and redder in front of everyone. Those with blushing problems get even more embarrassed... [more]