Funny Confessions


Oh well... Of course, I will order that t-shirt...although, you know I am a button-down kind of gal. Hope you are having a GREAT summer - I am...Hilton Head and trawling for shrimp with my kiddo are on the horizon!


Never would I have thought that watching Weaver - for the umpteenth time - in Alien would be such a "revealing" experience...hah! Oh well... the universe works in mysterious ways.

I used to think...

When I was younger, I thought that Beyoncé and Rihanna were the same person

Astersisk aversion

I confess to never reading websites where they childishly replace rude words with asterisks.

Dying here...

I am LOLing as I am typing this. Too bad you will never, ever get to read this.
I just figured out the reason why I was bombarded with "tangerines".
Every. Single. Day of the Pal's Week.
O. M. G.
Thank you.
You just made my day - months later.
Talk about getting the subtle message... [more]

Musings of a Fatty

Every time I'm really hungry I think "This must be what it feels like to be thin."

I like tall "giant" thick girls

I dont know why but i really like tall girls. Im a short small framed dude so tall girls to me are giants. I like to think theyre amazons and i fantasize about them giving me a warm big hug or im sitting on her lap while she feeds me. Or when it goes sexual i daydream that shes sitting on my face. Id like that alot, maybe 1 day.

Gay guy named......

I'm gay for this guy and his name is Rick....I blow him in my head a lot and c** rainbows!!!

Small Steps...

Love hearing your voice.
Love knowing (and hoping) that the awkward days are behind me.
At any point,
SUCCESS. - small steps...small steps...
Even if I lose face in the process. Hah!
I just wish I could give you the biggest hug EVER and THANK YOU for everything.
I will always remember you as my out-of-this-world, beautiful... [more]

Upstairs bathroom.

My bedroom is right next to the upstairs bathroom. My sister is in there right now with a raging case of diarrhea. It sounds like she is spray painting the inside of the toilet with her a**.
I wounder what the guys at school who throw themselves at her would think of the cheerleader with the [more]

My crosshair!

Cl_crosshairalpha "255" // mude para 255
cl_crosshaircolor "5" // mude para 5
cl_crosshaircolor_b "240" // mude para 240
cl_crosshaircolor_r "255" // mude para 255
cl_crosshaircolor_g "50" // mude para 50
cl_crosshairdot "0" // mude para 0
cl_crosshairgap "-3" // mude para -3
cl_crosshairsize "1" // mude para 3
cl_crosshairstyle "4" //... [more]


Before I continue; I'm 21; he's 23. Both consenting adults..
I had this vision of the perfect man...and I accidentally found him in July. He just happens to be a model and I just happen to be a struggling student...
I reached out to him and started helping him and we're pretty close. He considers us a team and has shared some pretty deep... [more]

I do x job after x job

My x-jobs. = s** for cash!

Hoodie and Cuffs

I saw you. With the hoodie. And the swag. And the cuffs...AND the pop-up collar... So REFRESHING! I heard you when asking "which level?". I saw you when waiting in your car/SUV - just she? or isn't she? Newsflash I am. I just am.

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