Funny Confessions

Dying here...

I am LOLing as I am typing this. Too bad you will never, ever get to read this.
I just figured out the reason why I was bombarded with "tangerines".
Every. Single. Day of the Pal's Week.
O. M. G.
This is HILARIOUS.
Thank you.
You just made my day - months later.
Talk about getting the subtle message... [more]


Musings of a Fatty

Every time I'm really hungry I think "This must be what it feels like to be thin."


I like tall "giant" thick girls

I dont know why but i really like tall girls. Im a short small framed dude so tall girls to me are giants. I like to think theyre amazons and i fantasize about them giving me a warm big hug or im sitting on her lap while she feeds me. Or when it goes sexual i daydream that shes sitting on my face. Id like that alot, maybe 1 day.




Gay guy named......

I'm gay for this guy and his name is Rick....I blow him in my head a lot and c** rainbows!!!


Small Steps...

Love hearing your voice.
Love knowing (and hoping) that the awkward days are behind me.
At any point,
this
is
SUCCESS. - small steps...small steps...
Even if I lose face in the process. Hah!
I just wish I could give you the biggest hug EVER and THANK YOU for everything.
I will always remember you as my out-of-this-world, beautiful... [more]


Upstairs bathroom.

My bedroom is right next to the upstairs bathroom. My sister is in there right now with a raging case of diarrhea. It sounds like she is spray painting the inside of the toilet with her a**.
I wounder what the guys at school who throw themselves at her would think of the cheerleader with the [more]


My crosshair!

Cl_crosshairalpha "255" // mude para 255
cl_crosshaircolor "5" // mude para 5
cl_crosshaircolor_b "240" // mude para 240
cl_crosshaircolor_r "255" // mude para 255
cl_crosshaircolor_g "50" // mude para 50
cl_crosshairdot "0" // mude para 0
cl_crosshairgap "-3" // mude para -3
cl_crosshairsize "1" // mude para 3
cl_crosshairstyle "4" //... [more]


Starstruck

Before I continue; I'm 21; he's 23. Both consenting adults..
I had this vision of the perfect man...and I accidentally found him in July. He just happens to be a model and I just happen to be a struggling student...
I reached out to him and started helping him and we're pretty close. He considers us a team and has shared some pretty deep... [more]


I do x job after x job

My x-jobs. = s** for cash!


Hoodie and Cuffs

I saw you. With the hoodie. And the swag. And the cuffs...AND the pop-up collar... So REFRESHING! I heard you when asking "which level?". I saw you when waiting in your car/SUV - just wondering...is she? or isn't she? Newsflash I am. I just am.


Line

It seems that you feel uncomfortable about the idea that somehow, I might.. I just might attempt to... cross the line. Do not worry. That's a BIG, RED line, that I have not intentions to trespass. Just breath, dudette. Just breathe. And keep on...looking on the bright side of things!


Secrets

I'm gay, and was gay throughout a relationship with a girl.While I did accept her asking me out, I only did it out of not wanting to hurt her (a dumb decision i must admit but it was out of friendship).She was an awesome person but I had no feelings of compassion towards her (I just realized this is turning sad but please spare me your... [more]


How i celebrate my birthday and christmas

I celebrate my birthday and Christmas by f****** prostitutes, and have been doing so for at least 8 years. They never complain and always satisfy me, best money ever spent.


My Brother is Awesome

I put my five-year-old brother to bed whenever our parents go out, and I always tell him a story. I don't tell him stupid, Disney-esque fairytales though, I try to give him a variety with stories of substance, ya know? So, last night, I told him a condensed version of Lord of the Rings. He was very frustrated, and told me he just couldn't... [more]


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