Funny Confessions & Secrets
My friend made a minion out of clay her sister smooched it already so I squished more she said she could f***ing kill me right now and couldn't stop cursing she came in crying I kept laughing she told me to leave I said You can stop being a brat and stop crying I shut her up I was thinking thank god she stopped be a freaking brat now I question... [more]
I make my mom presents and she thanks me but my brothers don't she told me that there a**holes I laughed
For so long in I always thought the lyrics to the Mellencamp song said "changes come around real soon, make us swimming in bed". Of course it actually says is "changes come around real soon, make us women and men." I thought he was talking about puberty and wet dreams lol.
I want a red rider bb gun
One time we made fun of my friend for getting the bowling ball stuck in the gutter and then it happens to me and the adult got yelled at for getting the ball herself and so I had to get it he guy and I told him my friend got it stuck again and I got back and they were laughing at me and i said joke on you because I told him it was you best day... [more]
I met a pretty Mexican woman on badoo. I arranged to go see her tonight. She gave me her address. I drove there and she texts me on the way and tells me she's a granny...which is cool. I get there and who I thought was her (pic was slightly different than in person) opens the door and we get busy. She texts me and calls me a liar says I never... [more]
That I like to have woman kick me in the balls. The only problem is finding a woman that is willing to take advantage of it.
I was wanting to take a shower and I was naked so I fartrd and I accidentally took a dump on my foot so then I had to walk to the bathroom dragging my leg ...I was 11 when this happened
I heard so many things about DR LIVINGFAITH. and every story has been so great. so here is my story, me and the father of my son has been off and on for 3 years its been a very stressful relationship. he cheated on me and I was very hurt, it was miserable for me so in returned I cheated because I wanted him to feel the pain but he never cares so... [more]
I really love to embarrass people and make them blush. I can't help it, it's just so funny. Especially the really shy sensitive people. I enjoy doing it to both guys and girls but its even better when you make a guy blush and you watch their face get redder and redder in front of everyone. Those with blushing problems get even more embarrassed... [more]
Girls RULE! I love to kick boys in their balls. I'm great at it. I watch them fall down looking sick to their stomach holding their balls like the end of the world. Their voice gets high pitched when they are on the ground in pain. They are shout "why?" In a high pitched voice like a little girl. Sometimes they cry, black out or puke or all. I... [more]
I was at school and this boy kept calling me names like "diva" or "Hannah the weirdo" and I was getting ticked off at this guy talking me down being a jerk. He followed me wherever I went he would make fun of me and harass me and one day I was outside and he called me BS and I turned around and told him to stop being a TOTAL JERK and soccer kicked... [more]
I received a legitimate email from OkCupid that, based on profile clicks, I am now amongst the most attractive female users on the entire site. Also, when I hang out alone I'm more comfortable topless. I am the only one who can appreciate this information. :/