A Funny confession
I think that all confessions post posters all the same. My friend and I write all the time and we can't tell the diffrence.
A Funny confession
This is Conk the Hagabar.
As of today Sunday 22th 20Ten your King of Conk-fessions is taking a long overdue break from the continuous conking. Confessions.net you may now rest at ease that the real conk will not conk you for some time, yes i have other things in my life that i need to attend to.
so Don't cry for me... [more]
A Funny confession
This isn't a depressing sob story, so I hope you enjoy my confession!
When I'm at home alone, I put on a bow tie and run round with my replica sonic screwdriver and sing along with Chameleon Circuit's album. DOCTOR WHO AND T-ROCK FOREVER!!
Julia.
http://www.myspace.com/chameleoncircuitmusic
^^Chameleon... [more]
A Funny confession
I confess....that I'm better than you. I'm fucking awesome. I go around and pretend I hate myself, pretend I think I'm some stupid inferior idiot, when inside I KNOW I'm better than all you dumbasses! HAHAHAHAHA! I think it's hilarious!! I act like a self-hating bastard when really I find myself above everyone! I should be fucking adored. I want... [more]
A Funny confession
My other half buys fabric softener and tumble dryer sheets and insists I use them with the laundry. I say I do, but I don't. She can't tell the difference and it saves me money because I don't have to buy the softener or the sheets as often. Double win for me!
If she ever finds out though, I'm in real trouble!
A Funny confession
Sometimes when I do the laundry I put the load through the dryer on the lowest setting a few more times so I don't have to worry about it for a little while longer :)
A Funny confession
I egged the house of an asshole neighbor that I had one time, and to cover it up, I told my family that a raccoon did it. The dumbasses believed me.
A Funny confession
I'm usually really healthy. I pretty much just eat lean meats, and veggies, no sugar, nothing processed. But I'm eloping tomorrow and I've got a bag of chex mix here. But I don't really like the pretzels. So I'm just eating all of the cereal out of it and going to put the pretzels back.
A Funny confession
I went on my facebook account and vulgarly insulted every single person I disliked. Then I told everyone that my account got hacked. Feels good.
