Funny Confessions

My crosshair!

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Starstruck

Before I continue; I'm 21; he's 23. Both consenting adults..
I had this vision of the perfect man...and I accidentally found him in July. He just happens to be a model and I just happen to be a struggling student...
I reached out to him and started helping him and we're pretty close. He considers us a team and has shared some pretty deep... [more]


I do x job after x job

My x-jobs. = s** for cash!




Hoodie and Cuffs

I saw you. With the hoodie. And the swag. And the cuffs...AND the pop-up collar... So REFRESHING! I heard you when asking "which level?". I saw you when waiting in your car/SUV - just wondering...is she? or isn't she? Newsflash I am. I just am.


Line

It seems that you feel uncomfortable about the idea that somehow, I might.. I just might attempt to... cross the line. Do not worry. That's a BIG, RED line, that I have not intentions to trespass. Just breath, dudette. Just breathe. And keep on...looking on the bright side of things!


Secrets

I'm gay, and was gay throughout a relationship with a girl.While I did accept her asking me out, I only did it out of not wanting to hurt her (a dumb decision i must admit but it was out of friendship).She was an awesome person but I had no feelings of compassion towards her (I just realized this is turning sad but please spare me your... [more]


How i celebrate my birthday and christmas

I celebrate my birthday and Christmas by f****** prostitutes, and have been doing so for at least 8 years. They never complain and always satisfy me, best money ever spent.


My Brother is Awesome

I put my five-year-old brother to bed whenever our parents go out, and I always tell him a story. I don't tell him stupid, Disney-esque fairytales though, I try to give him a variety with stories of substance, ya know? So, last night, I told him a condensed version of Lord of the Rings. He was very frustrated, and told me he just couldn't... [more]


n*****

I say n***** because it is taboo and offends minorities.


Scarves!

Who knew? Scarves are where we meet. Thank you for making the effort to reach out. Who knew? :)


Girls panties

I'm an 18 year old guy and I found out how to make spending money. I buy a 12 pack of girls size 12 bikini panties. In the morning I mix up this potion, place a little in the crotch of a pair of panties and wear them all day. That evening I hit the park and find an older pervert, I tell him they are my 15 year old sisters, most times I get 7 to 10... [more]


Girls: I kicked my ex in the nuts

I dated my ex-boyfriend for about a year. I broke up with him because he cheated on me with 3 other girls and verbally abused me. Anyway, I saw him at a party a while back and he confronted me in a hallway. We were alone and he said we “had to get back together.” I said no so he grabbed my arm and twisted. I broke free and kicked him as hard as I... [more]


My expirence with giveaways

I entered a FIFA 16 giveaway on twitter. I didn't even look at what console it is. Turns out I'm getting FIFA 16 for Xbox one but I have a PS4 lol


I want to have s** with a hermaphrodite

I'm a straight gut but fantasize about having s** with a female looking hermaphrodite who has both a d*** and a v*****. I would lick and f*** and pleasure her... [more]


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