Funny Confessions

Stomach Sitting

I love to sit on stomach and also sometimes stand on it. I have done it in my school days a lot and still I do it on my gf.

Sharing my micropenis with the world

I have an infant sized micropenis even though I'm a grown man. I'm straight but love showing it off online mostly to gay and bi buys. I just love the attention. The more I do it the dirtier and cheaper I feel. These guys just get their jollies out of seeing what a freak I am having such a tiny package. I love when younger hung guys mock... [more]

Shhhitty site

Where the fuuck is my confession ???? I've posted it here many times but all i see is confessions of young, dirty biitches who needs to kill themselves.


I pretend to be on my period to have an excuse for being a nasty b****

My huge c***

My c*** is so huge that when girls suck it they choke on it and pass out from lack of air. The last w**** I f***** after she passed out I slapped her face with my [more]

I wish I had a slave

Is it wrong that I wish I had someone to be my slave to do things for me? I get so tired of doing the daily tasks that need to be done along with the chores in my life. I wish I had a slave to cook, clean, do my laundry, wash my car, etc for me.

Doctor Love

I work with a group of People that put in a lot of Hours week in and week out. We spend for time with each other than we do with our own families, not saying that's a good thing at all. So be it Husbands or Wives most of us have arguments with them because of the long hours we have to work. Most of us know who had a fight with their Spouse because... [more]

Am I the only one?

Whenever I have to urinate really badly, I get goosebumps on my b***.

Unhelpful In Search for Lost Bikini Top

My family and I (my mother, BFF, sister, brother, and my brother's girlfriend) were vacationing by a lake this summer. We were swimming in an empty part of the lake about 10 miles from the resort and our Mom decided to go get groceries from the nearby town while we were busy. She forgot that our towels and clothes were in the car when she left. We... [more]

You all need serious mental help!!!!

Okay i don't even know how i ended up on this site but here i am and holey S*** you sick little weirdos are letting your dogs eat you out, having S** with your g****** siblings, cheating on your partners and god knows what else like this is actually F***** you guys need to get a boyfriend h***... [more]

Pretending to be a woman in chatrooms

I go into chat rooms (yes they are still out there) and pretend to be a hot woman although I'm really a guy. I make excuses that I don't have a cam. I talk dirty and make the guy j*** himself off and c**. All the time I'm laughing at how pathetic he is... [more]

I am addicted to chocolate

I have to eat chocolate every day. Even if it is just a little bit like a few chocolate chips. I think it is a real and true addiction because I cannot skip a day.


that one time when i was young (7-9) that my parents and i were at the mall and i was telling them that i had to go to the restroom they said hold it so i did for about 30 minuets. then well they said there buying me pants and what not so you no the ordeal walking around and all but i just had to go…………
so i ran in to a changing room and i just... [more]

Mother-in-law vs daughter in law

I watched my aunt fighting her daughter in law and it was really funny. My aunt is 53yo woman and very impulsive. The daughter in law is 28 and obviously stronger than my aunt. They were wrestling on the floor, until her daughter in law came on top and started slapping my aunt. Wow, I felt like I'm at school, watching some girls fighting. But I... [more]

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