A Funny confession
This morning my 14 year old brother was in the lot by the barn playing with the neighbors big black dog. I know the dogs a male, cause I watched him mate with the other neighbors female. My brother dropped his jeans and got down on all fours and the dog mounted him rather quickly and started humping him. About 30 seconds later he stopped and got... [more]
A Funny confession
When i was in this mental ward 13 years ago
this teen girl came over to sit by me in this
community room that the hospital had , I was like age 30 and She was like age 16 it made me so hard
just looking at her sitting with her legs a apart
I could not believe how this girl had such big
vagina lips,now i think about things i bet she
her... [more]
A Funny confession
So me and my Mate go out at night and we are both 14 and we sneak out and do shit so this one night we were bored as fuck and we fucked hahah Jokes! We went to this school and you guys will probably say you guys are stupid who would do that well some of u guys have done worse so yeah dont critisize me
So we went out one night and we walked to... [more]
A Funny confession
Your a moron if you think that 2012 is actualy gonna happen. over time there has been almost 100 doomsday theories that all failed this ones no different. all thats gonna happen on 2012 is some riots and some violent rapes by desperate virgins. all im gonna do is go loot the best buy with my brother and go home and watch all the stupidity of other... [more]
A Funny confession
My fat friend came over during a party and got drunk and started singing "thriller" his voice got really high and he can actualy sing great. after the song he passed out and my friend drew a michael jackson doodle on his face so funny.
A Funny confession
Ive smoked weed for almost 3 years and now im a junior in highschool and just last week my 2 best friends found out i smoked and they freaked out and got all on their high horse and immidiately tried giving me a wanna be intervention they kept talking on how it makes you stupid and how its bad for you whitch is complete bullshit. atleast for me it... [more]
A Funny confession
My dick is perfectly straight and uncercomcised. its 7.5 inches long and 3 inches around. compare and be honest no trolls talking on how there dick is 17 inches long. lets see how we stack up honest measurements. measure from tip to base.
A Funny confession
I got hard while looking at myself in the mirror my body isnt calvin clyne status but i have a rugged face that is really nice. i called up my girlfriend and fucked her but while during sex i called out my own name. she got wierded out and left haha lol.
A Funny confession
There are 3 guys walking down the beach ones a white guy ones a black guy and the others a mexican. their walking along and they find a lamp in the sand they rub the lamp and a genie pops out and says you each get one wish. the nigger says "i want all my people to go back to africa and be happy and prosperous and the nigger disapears with all the... [more]
A Funny confession
I tell everyone I listen to OneRepublic and Poets of the Fall, but when I get home, I listen to 80's dance songs and dance my little heart out. :)
A Funny confession
I was in the upstairs bathroom fixing a leak in the sink, I had the small window open and looking out of it I could see into the neighbors fenced in yard. The boy next door is 16, he was in the back yard with their big german shepherd dog. For some reason I thought the dog was a female, but I found out different. The kid was naked, running and... [more]
A Funny confession
On Christmas I get extremely melancholic... I am a very rational woman, a lot of people (men) call me heartless. But it's not true. I just don't get attached to people that easily, it's not logical (that's a very Vulcan thing to say). I broke up with all of my exes, I loved all of them very much, but they hate me. They eventually understood my... [more]
A Funny confession
My awesome life, truth about marijuana, and only pussy are all true confessions. the others were bullshit i made when i was bored. p.s. is any one on this site from america or is it a bunch of fucked up guys from the U.k?
