Dormroom mistake

My best friend was out of town, and his girlfriend came over, she was wearing some tight shorts and a cut off shirt. I was a little nervous, I mean we were friends, but we kind of stopped hanging out when she started dating him. Well next thing I knew she started

I GOTCHA MUTHERFUCKERS
YOU STUPID MUTHERFUCKERS
LOOKING TO JERKOFF TO SOME STUPID BULLSHIT

STOP CRYING MUTHERFUCKERS
STOP WHINING MUTHERFUCKERS
CAUSE YOU JUST GOT TRICKED!

YOU WERE LOOKING FOR DEAR PENTHOUSE
BUT YOU GOT JACK S***!!!!

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  • ^ YOU WERE LOOKING FOR DEAR PENTHOUSE
    BUT YOU GOT JACK S***!!!

  • I give this post 3/10. The premise about using poor judgment with a friends trust was a good hook. The insinuation that some sexual transgression added interest, for sure. That is nothing new for here. The instant all caps reveal this as fake, it is like premature-e**********. At least you could have strung us on longer until your Aunt got scared and called a cab which had dice in the mirror...

  • Actually I like the one where honest people are looking for advice on life issues. My advice to you is to find an outlet for your anger.

  • get a life

  • YOU WERE LOOKING FOR DEAR PENTHOUSE
    BUT YOU GOT JACK S***!!!!

  • ^Agree Lol, its nice to know everyone wants to help on the s** problems, but if someone is suicidal or has a real problem, they get 20-50 hits at the most.
    You people acting all high and mighty about this troll crack me up.

  • ^You were wanting to read s***, not help anyone.

  • did you ever think that people are actually concerned with your problems?? not everyone is as sick as you. get over yourself.

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