Kick someone you love in the ass

Yes friends it really works! Have a drama queen? Know a person who claims to have depression? Emo? Says they have s** with their mom/sister/cousin/grandmother/brother/father/grandmother?
Well now there is the perfect cure!
Kick them in the ASS!!
Lucy Ashley of Boulder CO Writes:
"My daughter told everyone she had depression, just for attention, then she'd put tictacs in pill bottles, so she could tell people they were medicine. For a long time I put up with her stupid teenager drama bullshit, then one day I got so p***** off I kicked her in the ass, twenty times, while screaming 'YOU DON'T HAVE DEPRESSION YOU B****, STOP STEALING MY TIC TACS.' Now she still dresses all emo, but her attitude problems are gone!"
Thanks Lucy!
Thats the power of getting kicked in the ass. Kick someone you love in the ass and see what happens.
(Kicking in the ass may not cause these results. Ass kicking may result in prison time for abuse, or may cause you to get your own ass kicked. Bruising of the ass may result, in which case you better think of a damn good reason why you kicked someone else in the ass, or you may wind up in prison getting your ass messed with in a different way! If you sprain your foot, see your doctor, as its mildly uncomfortable, and hard to walk after you do it. If you break a toe, get some vitamin D and calcium, how f****** weak are you anyway?)

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