Let's make out...or not
He spent two hours teaching me economics.
I spent that same two hours distracting myself by flirting with him.
I thanked him for tutoring me and offered him a kiss on the cheek.
He responded by saying "I want a real kiss" and immediately went in for it.
I turned my head and he ended up with a mouthful of hair.
He hasn't told anyone because he is embarrassed.
I haven't told anyone because I don't want to seem like a b****.
So congratulations, reader...you are the first to know.