Damn you, Internet
... That I regularly watch gay p*** despite I'm heterosexual. Today I met in a gay chat some guy and I invited him to come to my place while my parents were out. This guy came and apart from being ugly, made me give him a b****** and a rimjob, then he jacked off and came over my a*** and promptly left.
I am now a heterosexual male regreting for doing that.