My Girlfriend Complains About My C***

My girlfriend complains about my c***, says it's too big. I say "And that's a problem? You should be kissing my ass and sucking my super-sized salami every day."

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  • How f****** ungrateful of your girlfriend! Out of the goodness of your heart you selflessly share your gift from God slong with her, and what do you get in return? B*******! F*** that s***, Man. Your c***'s a hot piece of property many women would die for. Dump the ingrate and share the wealth.

  • *Cough... SMALL P****... Cough*

  • Okay, you got me. I confess again. I was overcompensating for my undersized twinkie.

  • You have one of those that can talk? Cool. All most do is make an O with their mouth.

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