Two of us planted our naked cheeks on your pillow and farted.
Do we feel bad? Heck no.
Why did we do it? You didn't put any effort WHATSOEVER into this trip we planned. We bent over backwards to make sure you could come along for the ride, what do we get in return? Nothing but a whining 13itch who claims she's fat; you're 100 lbs. and fit in 00 pants.
Hope you get pink eye sweet cheeks ;)