I'd rather j*** off than take s*** from a woman
I'm so sick of bitchy and flighty women I prefer to j*** off rather than deal with them. Besides my d*** is better than any woman for the following reasons:
My d*** never gives me any s***.
It's always up for s**. None of that I'm not in the mood bullshit.
I don't need to take my d*** to a fancy restaurant or buy it flowers to have s** with it.
My d*** would never try to make me watch a dumb chick flick.
My d*** never says stupid stuff.
It would never cheat on me.
My d*** doesn't need any bullshit foreplay. It's ready right from the get go.
My d*** won't go and get pregnant on me.
It doesn't take two hours to paint its face with dumb make up.
I don't have to meet my d***'s parents.
My d*** doesn't care if I make zero dollars or a million.
My d*** will never hire a divorce lawyer to cost me an arm and a leg in Divorce court.