I am a woman and consider myself to be
I am a woman and consider myself to be totally straight. But sometimes I wish I were a lesbian, because men are pretty gross. My boyfriend and I have been living together for about 10 or 11 months, and I could swear that he is half cave-man! He farts and laughs about it. When he snores he sounds like he's landing air planes. He smokes, which is okay by me because I do also, but he always knocks over ash trays and won't even pick them up. This morning I noticed that on his side of the bed, there's about 10 empty mountain dew bottles and a ton of ashes and cig. butts on our white carpet. If he doesn't have an ashtray near by, instead of getting up and going to find one, he'll thump the ashes in his hand or on his jeans. He chews with his mouth open, and eats so fast that I'd swear he's scared someone's gonna eat his food. He acts like house cleaning is a foreign concept. He works for a towing company, so he doesn't have to get up every morning and go to work. He just gets called when he is needed. I work from 7 to 5. It takes me an hour to get to work. He won't lift a finger the whole time I'm gone. Consequently, I love him to death.