Mikey F Sucks!!!

Mikey F stole my crush that I've been in love with since kindergarten. Her name is
Emily M. and I can't stop thinking about her. Then Mike came along and rips my heart out and pounds it with a mallet leaving me and taking my crush Emily with him.

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  • This isn't just any Mikey... it's Mikey Fusco... "spikey mikey" the hiphop dancer... yes I'm 12 but don't judge, I'm sure you have felt this way before. I am also very shy and took things slowly with Emily and as she started liking me Mikey took her. :(

  • I'm sorry....I simply cannot take any confession seriously that whines about some guy named "Mikey" and blames him for all your problems. *laughs hysterically*

    Try again. Confession disqualified.

    But seriously, no woman can be "stolen" who isn't wanting to be stolen. Were you a p**** all this time when you should have gone after her? What the f***?

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