I want to f*** my boss
I've been making so many mistakes at work lately because I can't stop thinking about how much I want to f*** my boss. I don't want a relationship, just a one night stand. He's charming, talented, super intelligent, single, and a good fifteen years my senior. F*** me! This is starting to get really distracting. We make dirty jokes and passes at each other all day and I get unreasonably angry when I'm stuck working with another one of my bosses. The downside? I have a really nice and handsome boyfriend.