Crazy hippie "artist" mom
I'm sorry I offended you, mom. But what did you expect, really? You and dad call yourselves artists and have always been very open about nudity. I've seen you naked since I can remember. What did you expect? I'm a straight guy and I'm not a boy anymore.
What am I supposed to feel when I see all those pictures of you posing naked in all kinds of erotic positions? Do you really believe I don't get turned on by seeing you with your legs wide open?
A bunch of my friends have seen your pictures in dad's website. What kind of things do you think they tell me? The don't give a crap about art. They think you're a hot milf and I agree with them.
I don't regret telling you that I've masturbated with your pictures. It's the truth. If you thought it was natural for me to always see your body like that then I guess it's just as natural for me to want to experience you as a woman too.