Thinking About Kicking My Boyfriend In The B****

I am not a violent person. I have never even been in a fight in my twenty years of living, but I'm so mad at my j*** boyfriend I'm thinking of kicking him in the b**** to teach him a lesson. I'm tired of trying to reason with him or of trying to talk things out. He's suck a j*** he never listens anyway.

Whenever I'm out with my boyfriend he always checks out other women in front of me. How rude! He also flirts with my best friend, Megan. I've tried everything to cure him of this behavior except for a shock tactic.

So the next time he checks out a woman in front of me or flirts with Megan, I'm going to give that j*** the kick in the b**** he needs. I've been practicing kicking, and I have strong legs and know I could kick him in the b**** so hard he would fall to the ground and probably cry like a little b****, which would be nice to see and well deserved. I can't wait to do this! Hee, hee.

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  • You should let boys pay you for you kicking their b****. The more they pay, tge longer and harder ;)

  • Are you so pathetic that you can only resort to violence and not act like a human? You don't deserve any type of boyfriend.

  • Then you're a stupid little violent minded animal. Maybe he should stick a dagger in your c*** love.

  • I had an ex try and kick me there. I punched her shin with my state football ring and fractured her tibia and then delivered a nice palm strike to her jaw before she fell. Some guys don't put up with any s***. If suggest talking it out since he is probably larger and stronger than you.

  • Good for you, standing up for yourself. F*** the "never hit girls rule", if the girl can inflict damage, you should defend yourself, and if some b**** did anything to me physically I would send her to within inches of her death and leave the b**** with life changing injuries.

  • Don't kick him in anger, too dangerous.

    Instead, next time he wants s**, get on top of him and get a good grip on his b****. First give him a hard squeeze to show him who's boss. Then tell him that you're angry he's been looking at other girls. Tell him you're going to crush his b**** tonight as punishment. He has a choice, he can either consent to the punishment, or no s** for 2 weeks.

    If he consents, you get to squeeze his nuts until he's begging for mercy. If not, you get to blue ball him for the next 2 weeks. Either way he's learned a lesson.

  • People like you need to drown in acid. Seriously if you're not even mature enough to lean how to solve issues without resorting to violence you have no place in this world, f*** off.

  • One day I was at the in laws, my wife's sister was wearing these ridiculous tight yoga pants. I thought no one was looking, so I snuck a peek. That one glimpse was so intense. Later that night when were home my wife asked me to get something for her under the sink, then bam, she hit me there. She told me she saw what I did. I laid there for 2 hours crying. The worst part is that now that my wife knows I am so easy to control she does whatever she wants and I lost all the power I once had.

  • Two hours crying? no way. this is fake.

  • Yes, two hours crying you twerp. If it hasn't happened to you, don't denounce it as fake, idiot. 'No way'...
    Dumbass, do some research.

  • Rip her ovaries out and rip her t*** off and cut her head off then dump her body in a vat of sulphuric acid. That should do it. Then don't look at other girls again, simple. They aren't worth it anyway. We guys are unluckily wired to be "attracted" to a girl but it's only millenia old biology at work, remember these bints' personalities are so dishonest, toxic and worthless that they are not worth the effort to be involved with. I'd rather f*** a snake.

  • Wow, big words from a man so pathetic that he allows his wife to beat him just for checking out other women. Stand up for yourself weakling

  • It would be better to talk about it rather than resort to violence. Definitely more civilised.
    There are many scenarios if you resort to violence. You could get arrested, he could get hurt. It could develop into a physical fight and you could get hurt and so on.
    Violence is pathetic and primitive. I hope you rise above it.

  • Yes girls should hit and kick our nuts whenever they want to. That's what they are for.

  • Girl touches my nuts like that and her "nut" will be smashed like a watermelon into the front of a train.

  • P****

  • Bro u r weird

  • I let my girl kick me in the b**** I love it the harder the better

  • Please do it to me too

  • Do it I'm a dude but he deserves it

  • That would serve him right

  • I want my girlfriend to kick me in the b**** I don't care if she does

  • Better to discuss issues with your partner than kick them. You sound very silly.

  • JUST DO IT!

  • I love memes

  • This reminds me of when I was first dating Jack, who is now my husband of 12 years!
    He was always staring at other women's legs. It made me absolutely furious, and insecure about my own legs even though other men seemed to find attractive.
    I decided to give him back some of the pain he was causing me, but loved him so much that I wanted his children and didn't want to risk damaging his testicles.
    One night, after a particularly bad day watching him stare at several other girls while we were out shopping, we went to bed with me having had enough. We cuddled up as usual, and started kissing. I caressed him, teasing his p**** erect, and the gently took his testicles in both hands. Looking deep into his eyes I carefully explained how hurtful it was to see him looking at other girls and he had to stop if our relationship was to continue. At first he denied even doing it, but I went on to explain that I wanted to give him back some of the pain he had caused me. I went on to tell him how insecure it made me feel and how disrespectful it was of him. I talked to him about this for about 15 minutes, and very gradually increased the pressure on his testicles as we talked. Actually it was mainly me talking as, after a couple of minutes he seemed unable to talk: his breath was becoming laboured and he was whimpering and begging me to stop squeezing. I was determined to teach him a lesson and kept squeezing until my fingers hurt. Strangely, he seemed unable to stop me. He actually seemed to be paralysed by the pain in his b**** and could hardly breath! Eventually I let him go and he curled up in a ball, sobbing with the pain and, presumably the humiliation. I felt so guilty, but didn't let him see my regret. And amazingly, a couple of hours later when his pain had lessened, he actually apologised to me and promised to mend his ways.I only had to do this once more, a couple of months later, after which he completely stopped the leering.
    Our relationship now is fantastic!

  • It's not fantastic, it's built on fear. Don't be lulled into thinking 'you won' by taking cruel advantage of his physicality. That amounts to rape but would never be called that because, it being actually MORE humiliating than being raped, men would not admit to it having happened. I digress. His respect for you will fester into resentment and over time he'll become unable to love you at all. Then he'll have to choose, it might be a few months from now, or a year, but he'll grow to not stand even being around you because like I said, any 'respect' he now shows you is a recipricational instinct to not getting physically hurt. Trust experience talking, that boyfriend of yours has been me in a past relationship. TALK. If you'd actually SAID SOMETHING to begin with, you'd have controlled the situation just as easily and healthily. If he'd not responded in a way that seemed appropriate to you, you give him an ultimatum, he drops the leering or you leave him. If that didn't work, obviously he had not enough respect for you to stop doing it so blatantly in the first place and there was no respect there, to begin with, so LEAVE HIM. The single, only, healthiest glue for a relationship is mutual respect. This is tantamount to a puppy not wanting to get hit so it doesn't take food until it's told, seemingly 'obeying' the trainer's command. When this relationship turns sour, not 'if', trust me, it'll be directly your fault. You've led him to believe that upon 'showing' you respect, he doesn't get physically assaulted (that's what it is), he'll wake up and see how crappy his deal really is.

  • Wow! After I read that story I got a big **** I wish my wife would do that to me when I look at other girls! Thanks for sharing that sexy story

  • Fantasist.

  • He diserved it he is a pig rotten a******

  • B****.

  • I envy you. You are the true wonder woman.

  • Go for it! Try to do it when his legs are apart so you can slam straight into his sac. Make sure you visualize where his b**** are hanging and aim good. Then snap kick right up into his b**** real hard. Try to kick the crap out of his b****. You're not likely to do any damage, but he'll feel excruciating pain in his b**** and stomach for awhile.

  • You sound like a complete idiot.

  • Lol this sounds like fun! I'm a guy and have never been kicked but I'm laughing so hard right now.

  • Have you kicked him yet? Be sure when you do to snap-kick his vulnerable little nads. It works best in one swift motion to thrust your knee up above the height of his groin and snap your foot hard straight into his dangling boy parts.

  • You're sick.

  • Its important when you do Put him Down that its a SWIFT well Placed Suprise Kick , Dont do it in Anger ..Plan it out so you get him Best when he least expects it . Kick Hard , Swift , Suprise attack and Make sure you Connect Right between the Ball Sack , so you get Both the Nads , you need to feel them Squeazing against the FLAT of the Foot .

    Any Perving , Learing Guys deserve a Good Kick . Present yourself well before you Kick also ..It will add to the Suprise .

    Remember ..Go Hard Girl , and Enjoy with Pride the result of your Actions , make sure he is not wearing a Cup , or gets word of your plans ..ENJOY!, he deserves it .

  • Yeah, and if a guy in a relationship is suffering from a GIRL learning at hot guys all the time? Should he stand on her stomach, grab her nipples with pliers and yank up until she begs but not stop? And he's supposed to stand over her curled up form, writhing in pain because of what HE did, and he's supposed to enjoy it? You demented, stupid excuse for a sack of meat, you're a waste of a body and a brain, spewing that s***.

  • I saw my this old boy friend of mine try to pick up a girl behind my back and then he walked up to me like I did not know about it. I smiled at him and when he got in range I gave him a quick toe kick in the sac. He fell to the ground and could hardly breathe. I walked off and left him laying in front of a bunch of people that went like "wow"...
    Later he came back to me and apologized and that's what I like about guys they don't run to the cops like little b******. I told him that the next time I would grab, twist and squeeze until he passed out. He has not done it again. I played with his tender b**** till he felt better, just a little swelling. But it worked good as usual.

  • You're a psycho, I hope you get put behind bars. You're boyfriend IS a little b****, because he allowed another adult to assault him and he did nothing about it. You're dating a pushover.

  • Oh but if he so much as hits you for doing something wrong, I sure hope you won't run to the cops like a little b****

  • You need help. You won't get another boyfriend if guys find out about this. Seems violent acts against men are acceptable.

  • Please do to me too

  • He should've gotten you arrested.

  • Wow you psychotic b****! hah! You need mental help and maby you should wonder WHY he checks out other women. No wonder he is with you around. Suprised he hasnt dumped you yet.. Sorry for the harsh truth but still, lighten up.

  • Don't be sorry, harsh truth needed here like a slap to the face.

  • A good summary. Some women seem to think violent acts imposed upon men are reasonable and acceptable. Quite simply, they're not.

  • F*** you

  • Clearly you must be the same type of guy. Loser

  • Guy here. Maybe next time my girlfriend does something i don't like I'll pinch and twist her l**** as hard as i can! Fair, right? I have strong hands

  • It won't work as well

  • Be very careful. There are many instances of men going into shock and dying from even small, young women hitting them in the testicles. There are even more cases of men having to get one or both testicles removed from even light blows to that area, and/or being rendered sterile. Surely you wouldn't want to lose the ability to have children. Think of them like eyeballs. Don't do anything to your boyfriend's testes you wouldn't do to his eyeballs. Keep us posted how things go.

  • That's total BS. Guy's b**** are not that fragile. They are sensitive but not fragile. Guy's have been getting kicked, hit, punched, squeezed, and stomped in their b**** forever. Some guy's pay women to kick and stomp their b****. It takes 200 lbs of pressure to rupture a t*******. thousands of guys even play games like last man standing and they punch each other in the b**** until they can't take the pain anymore. Getting hit in the b**** can be very painful but damage very rare and unlikely. Go on youtube and see thousands of videos of guys getting kicked, punched and stomped in their b****, and they don't get ruptured or damaged. they only get severe pain. These stories about rupture from a kick or punch are mostly BS.

  • What you say is only partly true, i'm afraid.
    I discovered how sensitive a boy's testicles are when I was 13 and doubled up my brother with an accidental kick. My mum explained the anatomy to me and from that moment on I realised I had a way to get him back for all the bullying he had subjected me to over the years.
    Not long after that we had a fight and I managed to get hold of his testicles and give them a good squeeze. The feeling of empowerment this gave me was awesome! His begging and whimpering was such a reversal of roles between us that I was reluctant to let the moment pass and I kept right on squeezing, relishing my new-foind power. I actually dragged him around the room by his testicles before reluctantly releasing him, and left him doubled up on the floor bawling his eyes out.
    He spent the rest of the day in his room, and I presumed he was just sulking. But the next day he went to our mum and told her what had happened and that he was still in agony. She took him straight to the hospital and it turned out that I had damaged the blood vessels supplying one of his testicles and that it had died and had to be removed.
    To this day I feel guilty about what I did to him that day, even though he did go on to father two kids.
    Yes, you're absolutely right that it is unlikely that a female could rupture a t******* with her bare hands - it is apparently covered with a tough elastic membrane which resists this. But the epidiymus on the back of each gland which contains the nerves, blood vessels, and various tubes is pretty fragile and I can attest that this structure can easily be damaged by the female hand.

  • It's not BS. Your comment is BS.

  • Go for it! I did it to my boyfriend and it straightened his bad self out. Now, finally, he behaves and knows if he doesn't he'll get another kick in the nuts.

  • I don't believe you.

  • You b****** ! If you don't like what he is doing, you can talk to him openly and try to sort out the problem. Otherwise you can always leave and part ways with him. You have NO right to physically abuse your man. He didn't abused you physically !!!

    Imagine if he keeps that in mind, waits for a good chance and RECIPROCATES you, probably with 3 times more force !!! You b******. Always taking advantage of Societal and Legal "double standards".

  • I agree. Go for it whenever you want. My gf kicks my b**** all the time for fun and a turnon. It doesn't injure anything.

  • ... or you can just dump him since you're clearly unhappy. Be the bigger person, geez.

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