I like to stick my p**** in pencil sharpeners

Dear lord, i love stickin my stick in those sharpeners, you know the ones that rotate fast and cut my p****, i love the blood it makes me h**** and want shoot somebody. For christmas i want my very own pencil sharpener.
p.s im a redneck
p.p.s I cut my self to smother my d*** in blood and pretend im iron man

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  • you need help boy, i feel sorry for whoever has to have intercourse with you in the future, they'll be in for a nasty surprise!

  • damn it's that small??

  • This sounds kinda fun...

  • This is not a religious confession r*****. Take that s*** to the strange or s** category.

  • But it has GOD mentioned in it. Why are you stopping a young man from following his dreams in life? GOD can also be involved in human sexuality. You silly Christians don't get it, though.

  • not only christians u d******!
    who's to say that person even is a christian? ?(though they seem better then u in any case.
    People like u dont deserve to be given any consideration, to actually state what you did about god already tells me that not only are you so predujised but you are also a heartless monster with no hope of being rescued.

  • Is your p**** seriously that tiny that it fits in a pencil sharpener ? Or are u just full of s*** ? I vote number two ...

  • *awkward silence*


  • What is wrong with you?

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