I like to stick my p**** in pencil sharpeners
Dear lord, i love stickin my stick in those sharpeners, you know the ones that rotate fast and cut my p****, i love the blood it makes me h**** and want shoot somebody. For christmas i want my very own pencil sharpener.
p.s im a redneck
p.p.s I cut my self to smother my d*** in blood and pretend im iron man