SO YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH AND WISE ENOUGH
SO YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH AND WISE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE PLUNGE AND GET MARRIED....
I have been married for almost a decade. I have dealt with all of the ups and downs and general boloney that comes with marriage. I lost my high paying job. This is the first time that I have not had any income. My bills are out of control. I am in a real interesting place right now with my debts.
My wife has never worked. She has every material thing and then some. I would be so bold as to say she has never paid a single FN bill. I have always stood by her side in crisis and times of trouble, of which there were many, been there for her when the sailing seas were rough.
Well, the tables have turned. I am the one that is scrambling for answers. Not to worry, I am a fighter, I will figure it out. Sure it sucks not to have income, but hey, a job Is a phone call away. So what is my point? What is going on with this tale? I will tell you.
I have been my wife’s champion. I am not perfect in any sense. I am a basket case in my own right, HOWEVER, I have always taken care of business, one way or the other. Do you think it would kill my f****** wife to be supportive of ME in MY time of need? Too much to ask for a “get out there and make it happen” or “honey, I know you will kick some ass and figure everything out, I believe in you”
What do I get for hooking her up all of these years with whatever she wants and the b**** has never worked, great housewife, excellent chef, but no skills to pay the bills.
I get “this is all your fault” and “you should have seen this coming” and now I am a “loser” and to top it off, I might as well have the m************ plague- no nookie or vanilla flavored nookie. And I am supposed to go out into the world and bust my ass in a new career for this bullshit? I married a Monday morning quarterback. If I would have done this different, would have done that different…- FINE. Every little last thing is my F****** fault. But at least I wasn’t afraid to be the field general. What a b****. Throwing me under the bus and not even so much as a tear!
LESSON TO BE LEARNED: If you marry a high maintenance piece of ass, do not expect any different. Do not marry anyone that is sad, depressed, on Prozac, mommy and daddy issues, and no kids from a previous. You are marrying the first spouse too. If you do not know the person you are marrying and all of their quirks, then you have no business getting married, you also marry any bad debt they have too.
Watch your ass! It’s not safe out there…