I am on my 3rd beer tonight and I recently began to let out what I thought was fart but turned out to be diarrhea in the form of s*** water. I successfully caught the s*** between my ass cheeks as I ran into the bathroom and only managed to s*** a little in the trash can before my water cascaded into the toilet and an intolerable smell filled the bathroom. I proceeded to wipe my wet asscheeks with tissue paper for 1 minute to reduce the smell and then flushed and sprayed the toilet. I feel good for what I did today because I didn't s*** on the floor.
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