Just Because I'm A Rich B**** Everybody Thinks I Have It Made
Everybody thinks I have it made because my father is rich. Duh. Think again. I'm sixteen and I only get an allowance of $200 a week. My friend Amy whose father doesn't make as much money as mine gets twice as much and even more if she wants. Makes me so mad I am deprived.
I had my heart set on a Lamborghini for my first car. You think my cheapskate father would give me one? Noooo. He is only giving me a cheapo Corvette because he knows a car dealer who will give him a new one at a low price. I can't drive around in a stupid Corvette. I'll look like a loser. My friend Amy has a Lamborghini. I should have one too. Not a stupid cheapo car.
I was so mad about this I begged my mother to let me go to the doctor to get bigger b**** to calm my nerves. At least I'm getting those. Amy, of course, already got hers. I wish I had it made like Amy. She gets anything she wants. It sucks being me.