Got Even With My A****** Brother
My older brother is an a****** and a religious nut. He always talks Jesus stuff and says people who aren't saved are going to h*** and that s** is a sin. But, he drinks like a fish and hides it from his churchy friends. He also has a wicked temper and hates my boyfriend, Ronnie.
Unfortunately, he caught Ronnie and me having s** in my bedroom, and my brother who is a lot bigger than Ronnie beat the s*** out of him and told him to stay away from me and never come back to our house. I was soooo p***** off about that. My brother even told my parents and I got in a shitload of trouble and grounded for weeks.
So one night when my a****** brother was so drunk he fell asleep naked on his bed with his c*** and b**** fully exposed, I took his photo with his c*** showing real well. I then emailed it to some of his churchy friends with the message "How do you like my righteous c***?" Hee, hee. I also emailed his photo to some gay single sites with my brother's phone number, lol, lol, lol.
Boy was he p***** when the gays started calling and his churchy friends wouldn't speak to him, lol, lol, lol. Serves the a****** right!