P***

Try watching p*** when you're not h****, or reading erotic fiction. It's f****** hilarious.

I have all these old p**** tapes and when I'm not h****, they're so f****** ridiculous. J*** off first and then read or watch something with sexual content so you don't respond to it in a sexual way. Seriously, try it.

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