I p***** on my homework.
Once, just before a class in which a paper was due, I went to the bathroom to use the urinal. I stuck the paper under my chin and started p******, but the paper fell into the urinal and was instantly covered in p***. I didn't stop, mostly because I didn't see a point at the time. So, I picked it up by a dry corner and flushed it down the toilet. Then I had to explain what happened to my teacher. He said he'd let me make it up if I told the entire class what happened.