I F***** A Dohnut

Right, I went on a skiing trip with school, and my other mates where chatting up some girls so I was alone and missing my sexy girlfriend. I went downstairs to deal some donuts with my mates and they where on the hotel computer watching hardcore lesbian p*** with some girls. The girls where laughing and I could tell one of my best mates was really hard and this proper fit blonde lass had a really big nipple on, and the two combined made me feel like I was on cloud nine. I rushed into the toilets, with a bag of doh nuts still in my sweaty hand. I went into a cubicle and wanked and wanked but the erection just wouldn't go down and c** was flying off on all the walls. I rumage around for something else to use, and went into the bag full of dohnut's and began to m********* using it. I felt so hard doing this and have done it a few times since. I really enjoy the feeling of the jam and I make my cat lick it off afterwards.

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  • you will be a chef...for sure.

  • EWWWW A CATS TOUNGUE IS LIKE SHARP OR SOMETHING! GROSS.

  • U are disgusting; ur cat seriously

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