P***** p******

When I get drunk I like to go up to strangers and talk to them. But this is only as a distraction while I get my c*** out and p*** on their legs...for fun. I obviously only do it to people weaker than me so up to now I've never experienced any problems when they realize. The problem is I'm 26 and I find this type of thing hilarious. I'd p*** on you lot if I had half a chance.