To Brenda, The B****
Brenda, you b**** s***. Thanks for wrecking my marriage by s******* around with my wife. The innocent threesome wasn't an invitation to mess around with her when I was at work and confuse her with all your lies and sleazy moves on her.
By the way, Brenda, you know how your fish tank blew up and the water flooded your house when you were out with my wife? And remember how your car blew up the time you and her were in your house s******* around when I was working overtime.
I'm not saying I did those things, but you're lucky I'm not a revengeful person or worse stuff would have happened.
P.S. Brenda b**** s***. You know that crafts store you own on Phillips Street? If by some accident it burns down next week, I didn't do that either. You're damn lucky I'm not a revengeful person. That's all I got to say, b**** s***!