Killer p****

I killed a spider in the shower with my p****. It was a small spider and it was on the shelf in the shower right at crotch level. I don't know why but I grabbed my p**** and smacked it down h****** top of the spider. I know it was dead because it curled up and was stuck to the underside of the tip of my p****. I washed it off and continued my shower.

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  • Why don't you go play hide the f****** pickle in the hair sandwich,you f****** c** dumpster.

  • Fk trolls, i dont know and i dont care if you are. I laughed my ass off

  • Why did you kill it? It wasn't doing anything. That is pretty funny though. But poor spider, don't kill them for no reason.

  • I didn't invite it into the shower to watch me with all those eyes. The perv may have been looking for a chance to attack for all I know. That's reason enough for me. It needed to die.

  • U should be a Comic Book Superhero!!

  • Lol. You could have some real fun coming up with names….

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