I am a chronic masturbator. I have a

I am a chronic masturbator. I have a wife, a girlfriend and I still j*** off at least once a day sometime as many as 5 or 6 time a day. It has been this way forover 20 years. I just had a birthday and realized that I e********* an ungodly amount.

Lets do the math.

F****** or getting blown by wife on average 4 ejaculations a week.

F****** or getting blown by the GF 3 on average ejaculations a week.

F****** or blown by some random girl 1.5 ejaculations per week

Jerking off on average 12 ejaculations a week

52 weeks per year = 1066 ejaculations per year on average.

20 years is 21320 loads blown in the last 20 years.

probably an average probably about 2 teaspoons per load and there are 768 teaspoons per gallon which means I have blown approximate 55.5 gallons of c**.

Isn't math fun

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  • this is sick. stop cheating on your wife you disguisting nympho

  • DAAMNNNNNNN

  • LOL that's hilarious

  • does ur wife know about this, do u not any respect for ur wife or any of these women?!

  • First off, you just have an overactive imagination, which the majority of readers here probably find entertaining. The only thing true about you is probably that you m********* frequently. I think you're a single 20-year-old guy in college with a calculator and too much time on his hands. Open up the books and not your pants!

    EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You hit the nail on the head.

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  • (thunbs up)

  • Um, keep on beatin' it, i would suggest you limit your extramarital affairs tho... ur kinda bein' a douche to your wife. Do you think that if she wants to o***** all the time she should find another bf and random guys? if she does thats good because its only the same as what ur doing.

  • First off, you just have an overactive imagination, which the majority of readers here probably find entertaining. The only thing true about you is probably that you m********* frequently. I think you're a single 20-year-old guy in college with a calculator and too much time on his hands. Open up the books and not your pants!

  • i agree Way to stick it to the man!

    Well, in your case women:D

  • Guess what? Women are HUMAN, not just a place to stick your gross little pee-pee. Confess to your wife so she can leave your miserable ass, then kill yourself and let her collect on the life insurance.

    Swine.

  • Hey I did the math and I am calling your bluff
    That would mean that each year you are with your wife
    208 times, GF 156 times and random gals 78 times.
    No way man, if you were that active with other women you would get caught and likely show signs of s******* around, know what I mean!!!
    Nice try it is BS.

  • Well...nothing wrong with masturbation..but cheating is a whole other story! Stop that s*** NOW! Cuz if I was your wife...ID KILL YOU if you cheated on me.

  • hi, i j*** off thinking about my co-worker Amy S. , every day ..she is 36 with long black hair, beautiful eyes and huge t***

  • Don't let anyone guilt you into thinking masturbation is wrong.

    It isn't.

    It's does wonders for the soul.

  • You'll also have a healthy prostrate gland though. It doesn't seem to be hurting you physically. But I personally would make sure my personal relationships not be harmed for that extra 1.5 or 3 o******.

    It seems once you have fit it all into a regular pattern it seems normal. I've found if you for some reason stop or slow down with the sexual activity, you find less importance with the act.

    Except for this math, does it cause you stress in your life? Or lessen the stress.

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