B******* for My service

It's veterans Day, I'm a vet and my nextdoor neighbor came over this a.m. after my wife went to work and thanked me for my service. Then she told me she want to make me something to eat or suck my c***. I said what did you say, she said it agin! Then she said "I'm not much of a cook but I sure can suck a c***" So needless to say I did not eat any eggs today. This was the best thank you I've gotten for being in the Army.

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  • Wow you're a lucky guy hope you enjoyed it.

  • Wow your a lucky guy hope you enjoyed it.

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