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When my family does something to p*** me off, I like to go outside and have a p*** directly in front of the driver's side window of their parked car, so they step in it later. I doubt they'll ever figure it out, due to how I time it. And don't worry, they deserve it. They're toxic, abusive fuckwads.

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