Showed p*** to my mother in law
In a recent visit to my in laws' house, I pulled up some p*** on my cell phone involving a woman with a body type that's very similar to my elderly mother in law's. She was standing a few feet away from me. Knowing that her eyesight isn't the best, I held my phone so that she could just see the screen. It didn't take long before she glanced at it, and just as it seemed she might recognize what was on it, I turned the phone away from her. She walked toward me and said "Whatcha got there?" reaching for the phone, and I pulled up some other pictures from facebook and showed them to her. Yeah mom, that's right: I showed you p***. I'm thinking next time I'll show her a picture of my d***.