I like eating my own c**

I have a fetish for eating my own c**. I know I'm not gay. What's irritating is I find it so hard to do, as soon as I o***** I chicken out. I j*** off to hot girls telling me to eat my c**, but even that doesn't work most of the time. I thought if i could do it once I could do it a million times, but it isn't the case. I've eaten my c** in different ways, i've come into brioche rolls, onto cookies, c** straight into my mouth. The last time I remember doing it and actually following through was an instruction where I was told to j*** off once and collect the load in a cup. I would swig from the cup, and each time gargle my load and swallow when I was permitted. Then after I finished my load I jerked off again into the cup and was told to swallow my load again. The loads were huge and I felt very humiliated, submissive and happy. But since then I haven't been able to do it regardless of which video I use. There was this recent video where a girl plays a game of chance with you, if you lose you eat your c** and she fixed it so I lose. It was so hot, but I couldn't do it. As my own punishment for not following through, I'm staying in chastity for two weeks, jerking off but no c******. This will be a double incentive, I usually c** buckets but this time my ultra blue b**** will produce a giant load even by my standards, and if I p**** out two weeks of chastity would have been for nothing. I'll let you know what the outcome is

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  • I did stay in chastity but couldn't go through with it. I did manage to eat it on another occasion. I used a video of an extremely sexy girl who was instructing me to do it. I really want to c** a big load into a hot girls p**** and then have her force me to clean up. I haven't tried again since. I'm going to give it a go today

  • What the h***. You are not hurting anyone by what you're doing.

  • I can't imagine how a guy could eat his c**, but at least you're not hurting anyone.

  • I just jizzed the computer screen right on your spam! In your face shitbag spammer!

  • My cheapo boyfriend wouldn't even buy me a to die for diamond fashion ring that cost $3,000. He said it was too expensive. I told him he could open a credit account and make payments, but he wouldn't. To try to appease me he said he buy me a s***** thousand dollar ring. No way. I don't settle. I was so p***** I screwed my boyfriend's best friend. I don't care if my cheapskate boyfriend finds out. It will serve him right. And he won't leave me. I got that boy wrapped around my finger. I just might leave him though if his friend will buy me that diamond ring.

  • Hey man whatever floats your boat, maybe your just submissive, and need someone to tell you to swallow your c** get yourself a mistress or dominatrix so that you can eat your c** all you want.

  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

  • I like mixing my j*** in eggnog. Now that's one heck of a good drink. I made eggnog one Christmas and mixed my j*** in my brother's girlfriend's eggnog. I almost lost it when she said it was the best eggnog she ever tasted, lol. Not even my brother knew I did it. If I told him he would have kicked my ass, lol. At least I didn't make her prego.

  • Meow won't be bother you anymore. His ass got banned .. at last! Hooray!!!

  • You know what I like in a girl? My d***.

  • If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

  • Satan get behind me! I call upon the power of JESUS! to strike this shitbag scammer from this website. By the authority of the Holy Ghost, I am standing in the gap! I'm claiming a holy victory over tis lowlfe, scum-sucking shitbag!!! Hallelujah!!! Lord have mercy!!! And AMEN!!!!!! Read this and weep, shitbag scammer. Your time is at hand. Feel the GOD power and tremble in your boots!!! God is great!!! God is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Looks like the a****** spammer finally got tired of being a moron, or better, his annoying ass finally got banned. Good riddance!

  • I'm sure he got banned. I reported him many times. Ding d*** the b**** is dead! Hoooooooooraaaaaay!

  • I have wondered what my c** tastes like, but I feel it's gay to taste it. I won't even touch lips with my wife after she sucks me off.

  • I use my boyfriend's sperm for face cream. It makes my face look so good that people compliment me about how radiant my face looks and ask me what I use on it. I only tell my closest friends the truth.

  • I like to save up my s**** in a glass until I get a drinkable amount of it. Then I drink it like a protein shake. I have been making better muscle gains in my workouts since I started doing that.

  • I would never eat my own c**. I won't even eat my boyfriend's c**. But I drink my own p***. It's healthy and there's nothing wrong with that. If you are a lowlife spammer who disagress, you can kiss my heart-shaped ass. Love and kisses and f*** you.

  • Hey, piece of s*** spammer. That the best you got, d******?

  • I once had a girlfriend who told me she'd swallow every time she blew me if I just swallowed my own c** once. She'd suck me off and hold it in her mouth for me - All I had to do was take it out of her mouth and swallow it, and then she'd swallow every time after that. But I couldn't do it.

    So I just came on her face and broke up with her.

  • This is the OP. To the p**** spammers. Don't even think about spamming my confession again. I got Jesus on my side and he'll kick your sinner a****. You have been put on notices, cowards!

  • This is not OP
    Sincerely OP

  • 5 PEOPLE WHO SUCK BIGTIME:

    1. Meow
    2. The Suck my t****** spammer
    3. The hate the Chinese guy
    4. The guy who's always talking about his friends kicking people's a****.
    5. The 80s guy

  • After reading these comments it clear that most of them are immature responses and that if they were put in a situation where they had to perform they would get scared and run away to mommy. I would somewhat agree with the one that said FACT. I was 29 or 30 when I actually went to enjoying giving oral. Dont get me wrong, in my 20's I enjoyed it but i used it to get what i wanted. find yourself a guy that thinks of you first. not some d*********, jersey shore type guy(half the guys on this post)

  • U must be one lonely despert ass b****

  • Me and my friends, yes, we are males, can quadruple penetrate you.

  • Id love that!!

  • I would love to have a guy (or guys) just spend all night with their head between my legs and a d*** in my mouth! i love giving head! i love the feeling of a hard d*** on my tongue!!! it's awesome! ;) - 80s Guy wink wink

  • Hmmm. You sound soooo sexy.

  • Sriously you need help, I thank you been watching too much p***? That is so nasty, you know you get a disease from that, I'd a nothing else say to you,

  • I'd also LOVE to c** in your mouth and watch you drool my c** from your sweet red lips..

  • That's hot. Would you c** in my ass and lick it out?

  • I find the ass gross to put my mouth in, I would never do a***. But I'd love to eat a p**** creampie

  • You must get your ass kicked a LOT! You would around my friends.

  • I can relate to this. My married buddies and I like to fool around with each other when we get drunk. We are not gay. We just like a little man on man sometimes. It makes our marriages better. When the wives aren't in the mood, we can have a meet up, get drunk on our a**** and have prison s**, meaning it's all good and not gay.

  • I'd love to do all that licking eating you out and f****** you like you want id treat you like a queen I love blow jobs to we would get alone good we would probably spend all our free time in the bed room or where ever you wanted to do it

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  • This is the real OP, the first time I've replied since making this post, if you don't like me fine, please mind your own business and get a life

  • F*** you. This is the real OP, you piece of s*** impostor. Quit trying to hijack my confession A******.

  • You should try eating it an hour after you've eaten peppermint. So good!

  • My friends would kick that spammer's ass.

  • Why do you need your friends to do it why cant you do it yourself? Too much of a coward to fight a single person?

  • Someone light your tampon fuse, B****?

  • When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you. Noe STFU P****!

  • How old are you and do you look good in the women clothes? You sound really really hot, can i get a pic?

  • I love eating my own s***. How about that C** Boy?

  • F*** you! P**** Meow! May the gods of confessionpost CATch up with you one day.

  • You should sell that s***. Tell the ladies it makes their faces younger. Damn, I'd even buy some just to compare tastes with mine. - Meow

  • You go girl!

  • I think you got Meow a little aroused. I think he likes that c** eating stuff.

  • Is your name Meow?

  • My god, all of you are utter idiots.

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