My Strange Theatre S** Adventure!
So I went to watch a movie the other night, and I started getting annoyed because I was the last person in line. It was a late showing, and they had to start turning people away behind me. Then to make it worse it started raining, so I was caught in it for a minute or two and finally got to the ticket taker. I have to admit at least that was worth it, she was cute, kind of short, tattoos, I'm guessing she was a college student. She smiled at me,and told me to wait when I got inside. So I did what she said and she came from behind the booth and had me go with her to a projection room. We sat and talked for a little while and she pulled out a flask, it smelled like cheap scotch, but I decided to take a drink anyway. She told me I still looked cold and started nuzzling up to I GOTCHA MUTHERFUCKERS, YOU STUPID MUTHERFUCKERS, LOOKING TO J******* TO SOME CONFESSIONPOST S***! STOP CRYING MUTHERFUCKERS, YOU BABY MUTHERFUCKERS, TRYING TO J******* WITH YOUR ONE INCH D****! WELL YOU WANTED DEAR PENTHOUSE, ALL YOU GOT WAS JACK S***!