I Accidentally Caused My Oldest Friend To Lose A T*******

I've never told anyone about this before, and I am glad this site is here. I have kept this a secret for a long time.
We were friends since we were children, and went to the same college. It was during our junior year, and we were on our way home from a party. Back then I had been taking a women's self defense course, and he was pretty sure I couldn't beat him in a fight, so on that night we decided to see if he was right.
He managed to pin me against a wall quickly, and laughed at me after letting me go. Well we both had too much to drink and I would never intentionally seriously hurt him, but at the time I thought I had to teach him a lesson, and that the alcohol would soften the kick so I gave him a swift kick between the legs.
At first he made this really sickening noise and bent over, and got really angry and tried to pin me again, but this time I grabbed him by the shoulders and rammed my knee up between his legs, and much harder.
His face turned pale and he dropped to the ground and started crying at first, but when I tried to move him after awhile out of concern, he cried even harder. Eventually he had to go to the ER and they had to remove one of his nuts.
We lost contact for a few years after that, and got reacquainted only recently. I was afraid I had completely ruined his s** life forever with that knee, but it turned out he could still function with only one t*******, and he forgave me, and now has a wife and two healthy children!
To this day however, the moment when I sank my knee into his testicles, and the pleading look he had in his eyes still haunts me and gives me nightmares. Other girls out there should learn from this, and never kick their a guy there "just for fun".

Jul 21, 2014

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  • Good cautionary tale for both men AND women. With that being said, if I ever feel like I *seriously* need to defend myself, I will do this until the a$$hole's junk protrudes from his lower back and will laugh at any "pleading" expressions he throws at me-- I may even take pictures. I'm pretty chill until you push me too far. Then all bets are off.

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