Never Have I Ever
Never have I ever once been satisfied by the man about to be my ex-husband. I faked every single o***** I ever had in bed with him to keep his ego in tact, and I'm so relieved that I never have to be in bed with him again.
He had it all: impatience, small p****, lack of knowledge only exacerbated by watching bad p***.
I am so happy that I'll never have to sleep with him again.