Three a******* at a bar
Three young punks were harrassing a bartender and describing q**** s** between him and another employee. I was a bit high and I told the cashier to hurry up and give the a****** his change and maybe hed leave. I also said that since the three of them were so familiar with that activity it looked to melike they went that way themselves.
They called me an old b****** (they know me pretty good) and asked me to step outside. In the meantime the bartender was calling the police and I was trying to keep these losers at the bar until the cops got there.
One of them was mad enough to punch me out them and there when one of them stopped and realised what I was doing. They left and cranked up their car. The cops were there and ticked them and arrested the driver for DWI. The other two spent the night in jail for creating a turmoil.
I was laughing heartily as they were handcuffed and put in the paddy wagon. I stuck around for a cab because the cops saw me laughing and they were a bit p***** off at me. I made it home and I laughed my ass off everytime I thought of this night.