I s*** all over him
My ex really liked a***. A lot. I was never 100% comfortable with unless maybe I was drunk or something.
One day he suggests that I use an enema, so I did, because I literally would've done anything to make the guy happy. He didn't do his research on it and I didn't either because I trusted what he told me, so after trying to evacuate for 15 minutes or so I thought I was ready.
He started working on me, and he was always really considerate when going in, but I had to stop him. I told him I couldn't do it. I told him to wash his tool off and we could just have "normal" s**.
That was going great until I started to have an o*****.
I felt it happening and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
It remains to be one of the most embarrassing things that I have ever experienced.