I'm a grad student of comparative literature in Biblical Hebrew. I happened upon some adderall about--I THINK, but don't quote me on this--three days ago.
My intention was to cheat for a few days and chemically lessen the burden of my dissertation writing process.
Instead, I began to paint the scene from Exodus 33-34--where Yahweh streaks in front of Moses.
It's been at least two days and I'm still up. Haven't moved once. Have repainted and perfected Yahweh's ass cheeks probably well over 100 times. Only just now realized that the mountain behind it looks like crap...but I AM GOING TO BED!!!