F***** the bed..?
As I was trying to have s** with a guy that was way more into it then I was, I realized he had no idea what he was doing.?? He never actually made it in me but was actually grinding into the bed we were on. I let him do his thing and I just sat there trying to contain my laughter. He still doesn't know that's how it went down. The bed must've been a good f*** though..he only lasted about 10 minutes.