Towed my sexy wife to a Church today

I was waiting to come out to immediately write this!

It was an atmosphere I can best describe as "euphorically mesmerizing". My darling wife went with me today. Yes, I had to tow her along since the preacher decided last Sunday to preach particularly to me that I should "be faithful to my wife". Again I did not go with any bible. She did not cover her hair and she wore every make up she liked (was waiting for the ushers to act up but none did - lol!) She wore her usual mini skirt with high heels and wife got a "bouncing" kind of (backside and "front"; you understand?). I was deeply amused and waiting for drama.

She liked the music and while we were at it, she danced and twisted. Well, when the announcer came up (we were seated in front -I chose the place myself.), it wasn't long before he began stuttering as he glanced intermittently at my dear wife. I pitied him. Not long after that -boom! One of the ushers pounced (think they wanted to avert a tragedy of distractions had the pastor come in to see her that way) -she was a middle aged lady full of smiles. she whispered into my wife's ear and she excused herself and followed her. I couldn't hold the laughter. In about 5 to 8 minutes, a lady came and sat near me; she wore a beautiful, flowery, pink knee length gown and carried a light red handbag . . . the fragrance around her I knew very well. Lo and behold, it was my wife. She was full of smiles (surprisingly). I asked "why?". She told me, she had wanted to buy that very gown for Christmas in the mall a week before but couldn't find her size. Now she'd got it and a brand new handbag too (where she packed her other clothing). Later, she explained to me that the "usher" had told her that "it was just to help the men particularly" from being distracted from the sermon, seeing that she "is a very beautiful lady . . . .and so on". She did mention that she was very polite and insisted that the clothing was "a gift from her".

Then the sermon: (we read from a copy of the New Testament which was part of my wife's gift )

Text: Romans 12: 14Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. 15Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn. 16Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.c Do not be conceited.

17Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 18If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. 19Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”d says the Lord. 20On the contrary:

“If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.”e
21Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. NIV

Can't recount the preaching here. I had expected the reverend to tell my wife to be "faithful to me also and to stop teasing me for always wanting a b******* instead of pounding her all the time".

Well all nice. She wants to go on Christmas day to "see their cake". I will be on duty that day :( She's got a Christmas dress to wear.

See them on Sunday! Will probably keep you guys posted.

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  • I will like to attend this kind of Church that love people

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