So in my last job, my vice president (boss's boss) was a real d*********. He'd spend 20 plus minutes at a time multiple times a day on the can, playing with his phone. Would sit in meetings while browsing Yahoo news, a total putz that would promise the CEO anything he wanted, then when we were unable to perform the impossible task, he would throw one of us under the bus. After having fallen victim to this ploy on multiple occasions because I was the only one in my role and there was a great demand for what I did, I received a does not meet expectations on my yearly evaluation even though my boss rated my performance at exceeding expectations. One day I went to the can only to find d*********'s Samsung galaxy note 4 sitting on the toilet paper holder. He frequently forgot his phone after one of his extended sitting sessions. Chancing upon his phone, I decided to get my revenge by wiping my b**** all over his phone's screen.
I could hardly contain my laughter any time I saw him with his phone pressed against his face.