Wife with bouncing b****

Yea, my "bouncing-boobed" wife and I were at the church again today. It's hitting six weeks since that first time; no "chimney in the house", no nagging and lots of no condom, no hold barred s** and -yes something new!

Yea, my wife is overjoyed. Like I mentioned last Sunday, her period was delayed. During the week, she woke up as usual 4 a.m. to pray and read the gospels but instead she began retching and boom! she vomited. I pretended to be asleep and smiled. I was struggling not to laugh out loud; had been waiting for it. Before I knew it, I burst into spontaneous laughter and was quaking under the sheets. She hit my back hard with a pillow and smiled. Not taking chances, she bought the strips and of course the test was positive. She looks more beautiful, her bouncing b**** are fuller and firmer now (can't wait for the yummy milk to drip :). She is a bit heavier behind. Oh how I love these early changes in pregnancy; really, I think the changes are rather fast. She has scheduled to see the obygn by mid week and has been coping excellently! There is early morning nausea but no further vomiting.

I have not seen my wife of five years as happy as she's been these days . . . always smiling and singing and I've got to appreciate the fact that she has a very alluring voice; never knew that. When she begins to sing very early in the morning, I just have to wake up and listen. She sings while doing the dishes (Yes, she now cooks and had always been good at it, but we used to eat out. Really, I feel like I now have a "wife". She used to give excuses about not wanting to wash the dishes and so on. Now, she wouldn't even allow me to wash them, she is happy washing them. Only allows me to get the groceries and perhaps keep her company, if I'm in the house while she cooked.)

Yes, we were at the Church again today. She wore a black knee-length gown (still part of her pack from that second day) with a wine-red design around the chest. She did not put on a belt (very careful about her tummy these days). The lady usher gave her a compliment for her nice dress and smiles. She was grinning from ear to ear during today's service. It was not the usual "preaching from the pulpit", we separated into men and ladies to learn about "the roles of spouses in marriage". It was all questions from the pews and anyone could answer from the scriptures. I understand they did it so as to make the ladies open up to intimate marital issues. My group moderator was a very knowledgeable and patient middle aged man. Seems the church is particular about the "health of families". I did not have a bible (I read in my tablets when I needed to but it makes sense to turn them off in the church), the moderator found one for me (remember my wife got one some Sundays ago). Trust me; boom! I threw my question which I hoped would catch him off balance;

My Q: What did the Lord teach about s** and must the husband initiate it? (Had asked this question because my wife had become very demanding of late, seems like the hormones are playing some tricks on her brain. Yummy, I am not complaining)

His Answer: (Folks laughed), He quoted two scriptures:

First Corinthians seven vs. five: Do not deprive each other of sexual relations, unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy for a limited time so you can give yourselves more completely to prayer. Afterward, you should come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
Proverbs five vs. eighteen: May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b****** satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

Wow! Never knew that the scriptures have these facts about s** in marriage. He explained, with citations that adultery and fornication is what Christians should be "alert to avoid". That once the s** is "with mutual consent" between a husband and wife, it is "a beautiful thing" irrespective of who initiated it. He encouraged us to study the two chapters for better understanding. I was grinning from ear to ear and hoped to tease my wife with that scripture in proverbs. I love her b**** a lot.

I am very thrilled by the brand new marital experience the Lord has given me. I have never ceased to ask; are these the things that Jesus does in the life of a person?

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